SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

This is how I know that this shit would kill me

Because the right lung is going to be taken out right away, then I'm down to one lung full of fluid

It's not about being a tough guy right now, it's about not making my wife into a widow

I've experienced viral pneumonia, didn't scare me then, but I have a healthy respect for its lethality

You'll be gasping for air like a fish on a dock

[StCapps]

This is how I know that this shit would kill me

Because the right lung is going to be taken out right away, then I'm down to one lung full of fluid

It's not about being a tough guy right now, it's about not making my wife into a widow

You also might not even notice you have it, but that's not a minefield worth walking through, just in case.

Stay in da bunker, Mrs. Smitty knows.
Don't get off the boat, if it's a false alarm, good training, as you say.

[Smitty-48]

This is how I know that this shit would kill me

Because the right lung is going to be taken out right away, then I'm down to one lung full of fluid

It's not about being a tough guy right now, it's about not making my wife into a widow

You also might not even notice you have it, but that's not a minefield worth walking through, just in case.

Stay in da bunker, Mrs. Smitty knows.
Don't get off the boat, if it's a false alarm, good training, as you say.

It's more about my warrior ethos

This is contact, my training has now kicked in

No half measures, you do it right, the first time, even when nobody is watching, especially if nobody is watching

I'm a professional, I take an holistic approach, it's not about the iron, it's all about the shooter

Bio Safety Level 3 Pathogen has an Immediate Action, upon contact, I am executing that IA

[StCapps]

This is how I know that this shit would kill me

Because the right lung is going to be taken out right away, then I'm down to one lung full of fluid

It's not about being a tough guy right now, it's about not making my wife into a widow

You also might not even notice you have it, but that's not a minefield worth walking through, just in case.

Stay in da bunker, Mrs. Smitty knows.
Don't get off the boat, if it's a false alarm, good training, as you say.

It's more about my warrior ethos

This is contact, my training has now kicked in

No half measures, you do it right, the first time, even when nobody is watching, especially if nobody is watching

I'm a professional, I take an holistic approach, it's not about the iron, it's all about the shooter

Stay frosty and enjoy the PPV, if the MMA gods finally allow us to have nice things, that is.

*fingers crossed*
*knocks on wood*
*prays to mma gods*

[Smitty-48]

You also might not even notice you have it, but that's not a minefield worth walking through, just in case.

Stay in da bunker, Mrs. Smitty knows.
Don't get off the boat, if it's a false alarm, good training, as you say.

It's more about my warrior ethos

This is contact, my training has now kicked in

No half measures, you do it right, the first time, even when nobody is watching, especially if nobody is watching

I'm a professional, I take an holistic approach, it's not about the iron, it's all about the shooter

Stay frosty and enjoy the PPV, if the MMA gods finally allow us to have nice things, that is.

*fingers crossed*
*knocks on wood*
*prays to mma gods*

It's about being relaxed, relaxed in the saddle, once you execute the proper IA and do it right the first time, then you can just Netflx n' Chill

[Smitty-48]

Like I feel bad for Party5

Every time his wife goes out and comes back in, that's a containment breach

So he can never relax, he's in contact at all times

Sealed up here in the compound, we don't have to constantly decontaminate because there's no breaches

[StCapps]

It's more about my warrior ethos

This is contact, my training has now kicked in

No half measures, you do it right, the first time, even when nobody is watching, especially if nobody is watching

I'm a professional, I take an holistic approach, it's not about the iron, it's all about the shooter

Stay frosty and enjoy the PPV, if the MMA gods finally allow us to have nice things, that is.

*fingers crossed*
*knocks on wood*
*prays to mma gods*

It's about being relaxed, relaxed in the saddle, once you execute the proper IA and do it right the first time, then you can just Netflx n' Chill

I can't be relaxed, this fight has fallen through four times already and now there is worldwide pandemic threatening to derail it. I'm already braced for the worst, but that's not going to make any real difference if it falls apart again, I'm too attached to avoid the heartbreak.

I am Charlie Brown, the MMA gods are Lucy, and Nurmagomedov-Ferguson is the football. I'm never going to stop trying to kick that football, no matter how many times Lucy burns me.

[Smitty-48]

I can't be relaxed

I'm not missing sports, because war is the ultimate blood sport, thus I am constantly entertained right now

[Smitty-48]

It's like I have an army buddy who is a cop and he just called me to see if I had any kit I could give him

They don't have shit, there's shortages of everything

They also say it's spooky out there, in the post apocalyptic ghost town the crazies are coming out of the woodwork

[StCapps]

I can't be relaxed

I'm not missing sports, because war is the ultimate blood sport, thus I am constantly entertained right now

Nurmagomedov-Ferguson dwarfs this war in entertainment value, by several orders of magnitude. You might be happy anyway, but if I don't get my PPV, I will be alternating from extremely pissed off to totally despondent.