SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Let the training take over, but based on the current stats, the shrapnel hitting you and causing serious injury is very low, and even lower for your wife, that doesn't mean come out of your foxhole and dance, but it does mean that you aren't doomed if you get hit so use that knowledge to help you stay loose and implement your training.

I'm not a Doomsday Prepper, that's an oxymoron

Doom is doom, there is no preparation for it other than the salvation of the Lord

That doesn't mean you just wander into a minefield where you don't know where nor how many mines

It might not be a minefield, like I say this could just be a seasonal flu mortality rate with a virus that is far more infectious, and I don't hear you calling the seasonal flu a minefield.

It could be a minefield though, therefore caution is warranted, but I have no proof of a minefield yet.

I don't care about argument when I am in a war, a war is moving so fast, there's no time for debate

[StCapps]

I'm not a Doomsday Prepper, that's an oxymoron

Doom is doom, there is no preparation for it other than the salvation of the Lord

That doesn't mean you just wander into a minefield where you don't know where nor how many mines

It might not be a minefield, like I say this could just be a seasonal flu mortality rate with a virus that is far more infectious, and I don't hear you calling the seasonal flu a minefield.

It could be a minefield though, therefore caution is warranted, but I have no proof of a minefield yet.

I don't care about argument when I am in a war, a war is moving so fast, there's no time for debate

You are in your comfy ass bunker with your cute feet white girl, for the foreseeable future. You have time coming out of your ears. Don't snow.

No time for debate he says.


That's a good one.

[Smitty-48]

It might not be a minefield, like I say this could just be a seasonal flu mortality rate with a virus that is far more infectious, and I don't hear you calling the seasonal flu a minefield.

It could be a minefield though, therefore caution is warranted, but I have no proof of a minefield yet.

I don't care about argument when I am in a war, a war is moving so fast, there's no time for debate

You are in your comfy ass bunker with your cute feet white girl, for the foreseeable future. You got lots of time. Don't snow.

All call signs this is TACAMO

Emergency Action Message

Prepare to copy

Unknown number of birds of unknown yield inbound

Plausible Weapons of Mass Destruction casualty event

Set DEFCON 1

Launch on Warning, execute, now, now, now

[StCapps]

I don't care about argument when I am in a war, a war is moving so fast, there's no time for debate

You are in your comfy ass bunker with your cute feet white girl, for the foreseeable future. You got lots of time. Don't snow.

All call signs this is TACAMO

Emergency Action Message

Prepare to copy

Unknown number of birds of unknown yield inbound

Plausible Weapons of Mass Destruction casualty event

Set DEFCON 1

Launch on Warning, execute, now, now, now

There is a non-zero chance of the Yellowstone Caldera erupting, it's already overdue. Yet, I'm not too worried about it.

[Smitty-48]

You are in your comfy ass bunker with your cute feet white girl, for the foreseeable future. You got lots of time. Don't snow.

All call signs this is TACAMO

Emergency Action Message

Prepare to copy

Unknown number of birds of unknown yield inbound

Plausible Weapons of Mass Destruction casualty event

Set DEFCON 1

Launch on Warning, execute, now, now, now

There is a non-zero chance of the Yellowstone Caldera erupting, it's already overdue. Yet, I'm not too worried about it.

I don't care what you're worried about, stop telling me you're not worried

One, I heard you the first hundred times

Two, so you can stop now

[StCapps]

All call signs this is TACAMO

Emergency Action Message

Prepare to copy

Unknown number of birds of unknown yield inbound

Plausible Weapons of Mass Destruction casualty event

Set DEFCON 1

Launch on Warning, execute, now, now, now

There is a non-zero chance of the Yellowstone Caldera erupting, it's already overdue. Yet, I'm not too worried about it.

I don't care what you're worried about, stop telling me you're not worried

One, I heard you the first hundred times

Two, so you can stop now

Well I heard you the first hundred times you said this is war, no time for debate, just obey. Now you know how I feel.

[Smitty-48]

There is a non-zero chance of the Yellowstone Caldera erupting, it's already overdue. Yet, I'm not too worried about it.

I don't care what you're worried about, stop telling me you're not worried

One, I heard you the first hundred times

Two, so you can stop now

Well I heard you the first hundred times you said this war, no time for debate, just obey. Now you know how I feel.

Well you should know that you should stop hassling me about it, if you are my friend

[StCapps]

I don't care what you're worried about, stop telling me you're not worried

One, I heard you the first hundred times

Two, so you can stop now

Well I heard you the first hundred times you said this war, no time for debate, just obey. Now you know how I feel.

Well you should know that you should stop hassling me about it, if you are my friend

I'll stop hassling you, if you stop hassling me. If you want unilateral disarmament, that's not very friendly. You are taking this too personally Smitty, lighten up.

You can bust my balls but I can't bust yours? You sure that's how you want to play this? That's not very fun, don't be such a party pooper, especially for someone who claims to be enjoying this war, your reaction to me indicates you aren't enjoying it as much you claim, or you wouldn't be getting bent out of shape over nothing.

[Smitty-48]

Well I heard you the first hundred times you said this war, no time for debate, just obey. Now you know how I feel.

Well you should know that you should stop hassling me about it, if you are my friend

I'll stop hassling you, if you stop hassling me. If you want unilateral disarmament, that's not very friendly.

You're in danger of losing a friend, right now

[StCapps]

Well you should know that you should stop hassling me about it, if you are my friend

I'll stop hassling you, if you stop hassling me. If you want unilateral disarmament, that's not very friendly.

You're in danger of losing a friend, right now

I'll stop.

But you're taking things WAAAAAAY too personally, for no reason. You are in zero danger of me not considering you a friend, just because you bust my balls, it's a real shame that I am in danger of not being your friend just because I'm busting yours. I thought our bond was stronger than such petty bullshit, guess I was wrong.

You win.