SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Hastur]

Uganda knows how to do a PSA.

[DrYouth]

We've got teenagers home...

And my wife can't do teenagers.

They are taking up her space and they are lazy... and she doesn't have command of them.

They are miserable from being held back from their friends.

I'm back at work next week... I should probably grab a few body bags while I'm there... just in case.

[Smitty-48]

We've got teenagers home...

And my wife can't do teenagers.

They are taking up her space and they are lazy... and she doesn't have command of them.

They are miserable from being held back from their friends.

I'm back at work next week... I should probably grab a few body bags while I'm there... just in case.

Work is bullshit, jobs are jails, dual income no kids ftw

[SuburbanFarmer]

We've got teenagers home...

And my wife can't do teenagers.

They are taking up her space and they are lazy... and she doesn't have command of them.

They are miserable from being held back from their friends.

I'm back at work next week... I should probably grab a few body bags while I'm there... just in case.

Engage them in the family well-being. We’re starting the garden soon, and the kids will be pressed into service.

Create family projects/games. Explain that their role is critical in mom and dads survival. Make it their mission.

[Smitty-48]

The only mission is to stay home, smoke a lot of dope, fuck like bunnies, then have a snack

[DrYouth]

Engage them in the family well-being. We’re starting the garden soon, and the kids will be pressed into service.

Create family projects/games. Explain that their role is critical in mom and dads survival. Make it their mission.

The lady is stabilizing gradually from a major meltdown...

COVID panic, heightened by a health scare in our daughter and the school shutdown...

Perfect Storm...

Still touch and go.

[Smitty-48]

Engage them in the family well-being. We’re starting the garden soon, and the kids will be pressed into service.

Create family projects/games. Explain that their role is critical in mom and dads survival. Make it their mission.

The lady is stabilizing gradually from a major meltdown...

COVID panic, heightened by a health scare in our daughter and the school shutdown...

Perfect Storm...

Still touch and go.

Into the breach in the face of the Black Swan, we ain't trainin' if it ain't rainin'

Living history right now, full mobilization for biological warfare, fuck yeah

Warm it all up, everything you got, this the fucking shit right hur

[Smitty-48]

Bio Safety Level 3 Pathogen

Real deal

Don't think this bug can't kill you

It's not going to kill everybody, but it's like a rolling minefield

People will be stepping on mines all the over the place

Boom, dead

TACAMO

[Smitty-48]

Doug Ford is actually doing a pretty good job now, he's getting pissed off with people who screw around

They are going to pass a law against price gouging and throw the book at anybody doing it

[DrYouth]

Today is a better day...

But aftershocks are a definite possibility.

Enlisting the boy in some yard work.

We will prevail.