Social Justice Warriors Thread

[Speaker to Animals]

I think having a homosexual captain was problematic.

If you paid any attention at all to the previous series, you'd know that a captain often has to bang space princesses to win the day, and having an old queer as captain doesn't exactly inspire confidence amongst the red shirts.

[Speaker to Animals]

It's no coincidence that Picard sent Tasha Yarr to die fighting the rock monster instead of the young buck in the red shirt.. So maybe for the male red shirts willing to go gay a little, it worked out.

[Montegriffo]

I've never heard Picard sing but I'm 100% sure he is better than Kirk at it.

[Speaker to Animals]

He sang like shit too.




Notice how he rolls in and orders ales for everybody, but the ales are made by replicators for free from everybody's piss and shit. Totally gay.

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[SuburbanFarmer]

I think having a homosexual captain was problematic.

If you paid any attention at all to the previous series, you'd know that a captain often has to bang space princesses to win the day, and having an old queer as captain doesn't exactly inspire confidence amongst the red shirts.

Douche. Picard was banging Crusher on the regular, and had an ongoing affair with Vash.


I swear to god, if they “ban” TOS though, they lose half their supporters.

[SuburbanFarmer]

The only captain of the Enterprise that ever mattered hands out some red-assings to the perpetually offended.

Well, I found out what's wrong with you.

Captain Picard is the best, by far.

For once I agree with Jedi. Kirk was a fucking 1960’s playboy - John Luke was a leader of men (including women, trans, gener fluid, bi, questioning, queer, etc.)

Riker took up the role of Ship’s Sexual Miscreant on his behalf.

[SuburbanFarmer]

He sang like shit too.




Notice how he rolls in and orders ales for everybody, but the ales are made by replicators for free from everybody's piss and shit. Totally gay.

The man was a songbird.







I swear to god, dude.

[C-Mag]

The Official Rankings of best to worst Star Trek Captains

1. James T Kirk
2. Benjamin Sisko - he only ranks 2nd because without Kirk there is no ST franchise
3. James T Kirk by Chris Pine, great job making the legendary roll his own
4. Jean Luc Picard - He was OK, middle of the road
5. Johnny Archer - Really not much there, he didn't degrade the roll too much, but didn't do much either
6. Kathryn Janeway - Forgetable, like basically her entire crew, the writing of the show was poor, the most memorable characters were a Holographic Doctor who really stole the show, and strictly eye candy 7 of 9.

[SuburbanFarmer]

The Official Rankings of best to worst Star Trek Captains

1. James T Kirk
2. Benjamin Sisko - he only ranks 2nd because without Kirk there is no ST franchise
3. James T Kirk by Chris Pine, great job making the legendary roll his own
4. Jean Luc Picard - He was OK, middle of the road
5. Johnny Archer - Really not much there, he didn't degrade the roll too much, but didn't do much either
6. Kathryn Janeway - Forgetable, like basically her entire crew, the writing of the show was poor, the most memorable characters were a Holographic Doctor who really stole the show, and strictly eye candy 7 of 9.

Picard
Kirk
Archer
Janeway
Sisko
Gay teen angst action hero Kirk