I wish we could talk about hockey

[K@th]

Like - doesn't anyone care about hockey? I'm trying hard to understand how the little round disky thing slides across the slick surface. What is that stuff, anyway? And those weird sticks that are shaped like a lazy L - what are they called? Why are those bulky men standing in front of the mesh fence-like stuff? Is that a meaningful part of the game?

The only thing I'm pretty clear on is that it's a bad day if nobody loses a tooth.

Someone please explain! We need more hockey talk, less of absolutely everything else.

[SuburbanFarmer]