Who is the Toughest Person on this Forum?

[Speaker to Animals]

Technically, North Wajiristan.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Minutes ago...


GCF finds a hamper of laundry sitting in the table. Proceeds to fold. Finds a number of his khaki pants crammed in and wrinkled.


GCF: “Man, you can’t just cram these in here like that. I gotta re-dry them to get the wrinkles out now.”

BM: “Don’t act like you do all the laundry around here.”

GCF: “Kumquats give me gas.”

Meet insanity with insanity.

Don't act like you do all the laundry around there.

Are you still sleep deprived? The worst sleep deprivation I've seen in person was when my brother's oldest was born. Colic for months. I can't imagine what it would be like to have twins with colic.

Yeah, I’ve been getting 6 hrs, because I need my brain for work. She’s doing 8, but it’s broken at least 2 times a night.

[SuburbanFarmer]

The Saga Continues...

GCF doing second load of dishes today, like a champ. BM comes in the kitchen for something, and updates him on the football game he’s not watching.


BM: “Browns had the ball, Steelers caught an interception, and they called it a touchdown.”

GCF: “lolwut?”

BM leaves kitchen: “Ugh whatever. Cause I’m not a MAN...”

GCF (muttering): Yeah, that’s the problem.

[Smitty-48]

Why don't you just get a dishwasher, and then instead of perpetuating the cycle of sniping, just be nice to your wife? Take one for the team, it pays off in the end.

I find that a back rub pretty much solves most domestic squabbles, you just sit her down in front of the game, get them magic fingers going while you're watching, and then it's hunky dory in no time.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Why don't you just get a dishwasher, and then instead of perpetuating the cycle of sniping, just be nice to your wife? Take one for the team, it pays off in the end.

I find that a back rub pretty much solves most domestic squabbles, you just sit her down in front of the game, get them magic fingers going while you're watching, and then it's hunky dory in no time.

We have a dishwasher. It still takes time to load/unload/rinse/set up bottles/etc.

She doesn't like to be touched. I can't explain how weird my life is.

[Smitty-48]

Why don't you just get a dishwasher, and then instead of perpetuating the cycle of sniping, just be nice to your wife? Take one for the team, it pays off in the end.

I find that a back rub pretty much solves most domestic squabbles, you just sit her down in front of the game, get them magic fingers going while you're watching, and then it's hunky dory in no time.

We have a dishwasher. It still takes time to load/unload/rinse/set up bottles/etc.

She doesn't like to be touched. I can't explain how weird my life is.

Hmm. That is vexing, affection is my go to move, ne touche pas, that's a tricky one.

[Speaker to Animals]

Get a hot nanny.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Get a hot nanny.

Much more viable solution.

Really, I just wanted to share some humor though.

[Xenophon]

I have a 103 fever, and I’m still posting. Clearly I am the toughest.

[Speaker to Animals]

She'd get over her stay-at-home mom problems right fast.