The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by DBTrek » Sun Sep 03, 2017 2:19 pm

You know Jedi is fat as fuck, because anyone within a country mile of their ideal body weight wouldn't take the ketogenic diet so damn personally.
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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by jediuser598 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:13 pm

DBTrek wrote:You know Jedi is fat as fuck, because anyone within a country mile of their ideal body weight wouldn't take the ketogenic diet so damn personally.
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I'm sorry I violated your safe space and triggered you, ok I promise I won't challenge your redefinition of masculinity anymore, that's it I'm done. You fellas go on and be fabulous with your meta alpha omega selves. I promise I won't do any more triggering.
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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:34 pm

Jedi,

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Why y'all redefining masculinity? I have a good thing going here.
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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by Kazmyr » Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:50 pm

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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by jediuser598 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:55 pm

Alright, you forced me to do this.

Remember, you ladies brought this on yourself.

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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by apeman » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:12 am

jediuser598 wrote:You know, as a liberal, I find it inspiring when people step out of their normal gender roles and embrace a more encompassing gender identity. Back when I was a youngin, men I know weren't afraidof a potato, or a roll with their steak, but with this new generation it's ok to be afraid. As a liberal I support your redefining of manhood. And if you start wearing dresses and dye your hair pink, I support that too, as long as you ladies are happy.
Men like me gotta sit at desks all day, I either find a way to stay fit, or I don't.

And I get a huge ego boost from getting hit on, and then I go brag to my wife about it right after.

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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by jediuser598 » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:27 am

apeman wrote:
jediuser598 wrote:You know, as a liberal, I find it inspiring when people step out of their normal gender roles and embrace a more encompassing gender identity. Back when I was a youngin, men I know weren't afraidof a potato, or a roll with their steak, but with this new generation it's ok to be afraid. As a liberal I support your redefining of manhood. And if you start wearing dresses and dye your hair pink, I support that too, as long as you ladies are happy.
Men like me gotta sit at desks all day, I either find a way to stay fit, or I don't.

And I get a huge ego boost from getting hit on, and then I go brag to my wife about it right after.
Ah apeman, I'm just giving them guys shit. I don't see you giving shit to anybody really, so didn't mean to catch you in the crossfire. It does have me wondering though, considering that many of you fellas are more affluent than the common person, why not consult a dietitian ahead of time about any diets that might potentially be dangerous? Surely they can't be that expensive and that'd be valuable information. I get the drive to want to be healthy, I do that myself (the more traditional way, exercise, eat right) but fad diets can really mess with your body, why not go to one just to be sure?

(And you preempted my next insult, damn you! lol)
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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:59 am

apeman wrote:
jediuser598 wrote:You know, as a liberal, I find it inspiring when people step out of their normal gender roles and embrace a more encompassing gender identity. Back when I was a youngin, men I know weren't afraidof a potato, or a roll with their steak, but with this new generation it's ok to be afraid. As a liberal I support your redefining of manhood. And if you start wearing dresses and dye your hair pink, I support that too, as long as you ladies are happy.
Men like me gotta sit at desks all day, I either find a way to stay fit, or I don't.

And I get a huge ego boost from getting hit on, and then I go brag to my wife about it right after.

The reason she hasn't killed you in your sleep is because she probably gets hit on more.

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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by Kazmyr » Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:14 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:

The reason she hasn't killed you in your sleep is because she probably gets hit on more.
Ape Girl is far too nice to do that. Apeman outkicked his coverage when he married her.
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Re: The diet of Metas - Ketogenic

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:28 am

Kazmyr wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

The reason she hasn't killed you in your sleep is because she probably gets hit on more.
Ape Girl is far too nice to do that. Apeman outkicked his coverage when he married her.

It does seem that way.