The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:02 am

Are your Boxers tooled up?

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:18 am

Montegriffo wrote:Are your Boxers tooled up?

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That's not a boxer.

The answer, however, is no. Giving a knife to a boxer is a pretty bad idea.

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:19 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Are your Boxers tooled up?

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That's not a boxer.

The answer, however, is no. Giving a knife to a boxer is a pretty bad idea.
Duh. He needs a 9mm, with a laser sight.
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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:24 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Are your Boxers tooled up?

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That's not a boxer.
Never said it was.

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Only bears need the right to bear arms.
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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:30 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Are your Boxers tooled up?

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That's not a boxer.

The answer, however, is no. Giving a knife to a boxer is a pretty bad idea.
Duh. He needs a 9mm, with a laser sight.

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by TheReal_ND » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:28 am

The Kevlar vest is for hunting hogs. Apparently the owner trained it to fetch the blade that he probably uses to slit the hogs throat.

Dumbass europeans

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:31 am

That dog is probably more for fowl hunting than hogs. People who hunt hogs with dogs usually go with American bulldogs or Dogos.



That all-white AB looks like my bulldog.

Needless to say, it's a bad idea to break into my house. Or to threaten the little female boxer in any way, because bubba loves her too much.

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by TheReal_ND » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:33 am

Bulldogs need to be genocided

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:39 am

Point to the doll where the bad bulldog bit you.

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Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by TheReal_ND » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:40 am

I meant pit bulls. Bulldogs are fine I guess