The diet of Metas - Ketogenic
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You know Jedi is fat as fuck, because anyone within a country mile of their ideal body weight wouldn't take the ketogenic diet so damn personally.
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I'm sorry I violated your safe space and triggered you, ok I promise I won't challenge your redefinition of masculinity anymore, that's it I'm done. You fellas go on and be fabulous with your meta alpha omega selves. I promise I won't do any more triggering.DBTrek wrote:You know Jedi is fat as fuck, because anyone within a country mile of their ideal body weight wouldn't take the ketogenic diet so damn personally.
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Jedi,
Why y'all redefining masculinity? I have a good thing going here.
Why y'all redefining masculinity? I have a good thing going here.
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Martin Hash wrote:Liberty allows people to get their jollies any way they want. Just don't expect to masturbate with my lotion.
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Alright, you forced me to do this.
Remember, you ladies brought this on yourself.
Remember, you ladies brought this on yourself.
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Men like me gotta sit at desks all day, I either find a way to stay fit, or I don't.jediuser598 wrote:You know, as a liberal, I find it inspiring when people step out of their normal gender roles and embrace a more encompassing gender identity. Back when I was a youngin, men I know weren't afraidof a potato, or a roll with their steak, but with this new generation it's ok to be afraid. As a liberal I support your redefining of manhood. And if you start wearing dresses and dye your hair pink, I support that too, as long as you ladies are happy.
And I get a huge ego boost from getting hit on, and then I go brag to my wife about it right after.
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Ah apeman, I'm just giving them guys shit. I don't see you giving shit to anybody really, so didn't mean to catch you in the crossfire. It does have me wondering though, considering that many of you fellas are more affluent than the common person, why not consult a dietitian ahead of time about any diets that might potentially be dangerous? Surely they can't be that expensive and that'd be valuable information. I get the drive to want to be healthy, I do that myself (the more traditional way, exercise, eat right) but fad diets can really mess with your body, why not go to one just to be sure?apeman wrote:Men like me gotta sit at desks all day, I either find a way to stay fit, or I don't.jediuser598 wrote:You know, as a liberal, I find it inspiring when people step out of their normal gender roles and embrace a more encompassing gender identity. Back when I was a youngin, men I know weren't afraidof a potato, or a roll with their steak, but with this new generation it's ok to be afraid. As a liberal I support your redefining of manhood. And if you start wearing dresses and dye your hair pink, I support that too, as long as you ladies are happy.
And I get a huge ego boost from getting hit on, and then I go brag to my wife about it right after.
(And you preempted my next insult, damn you! lol)
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apeman wrote:Men like me gotta sit at desks all day, I either find a way to stay fit, or I don't.jediuser598 wrote:You know, as a liberal, I find it inspiring when people step out of their normal gender roles and embrace a more encompassing gender identity. Back when I was a youngin, men I know weren't afraidof a potato, or a roll with their steak, but with this new generation it's ok to be afraid. As a liberal I support your redefining of manhood. And if you start wearing dresses and dye your hair pink, I support that too, as long as you ladies are happy.
And I get a huge ego boost from getting hit on, and then I go brag to my wife about it right after.
The reason she hasn't killed you in your sleep is because she probably gets hit on more.
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Ape Girl is far too nice to do that. Apeman outkicked his coverage when he married her.Speaker to Animals wrote:
The reason she hasn't killed you in your sleep is because she probably gets hit on more.
Martin Hash wrote:Liberty allows people to get their jollies any way they want. Just don't expect to masturbate with my lotion.
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Kazmyr wrote:Ape Girl is far too nice to do that. Apeman outkicked his coverage when he married her.Speaker to Animals wrote:
The reason she hasn't killed you in your sleep is because she probably gets hit on more.
It does seem that way.