The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

[Smitty-48]

Hey, Obama lives here too

I only have one way of getting her to move to America; Boston.

She loves Boston. And she can get work there no problemo, cause she's corporate healthcare tech.

[C-Mag]

Think about the Left Coast.
Portland, Seattle, Eugene. Lefty enough for your wife to keep her street cred up with the resistence. An hour drive and you're into the knuckledraggin, gun shootin red lands the urbanites hate.

[Smitty-48]

Think about the Left Coast.
Portland, Seattle, Eugene. Lefty enough for your wife to keep her street cred up with the resistence. An hour drive and you're into the knuckledraggin, gun shootin red lands the urbanites hate.

She's not ready to retire, she's still in her corporate prime, she's got the connects in Boston and she loves it.

I'm coming to realization that it's the only way back to the republic, I have to be a New Englander

[Fife]

You won't have to give away your snow shovel at least.

Your armory, not so much.

:goteam: :drunk:

[Smitty-48]

You won't have to give away your snow shovel at least.

Your armory, not so much.

:goteam: :drunk:

Y'know? I said what is the point of moving to America if not for the sun belt?

I'm getting hard pass; Boston or go fuck yourself.

[C-Mag]

Think about the Left Coast.
Portland, Seattle, Eugene. Lefty enough for your wife to keep her street cred up with the resistence. An hour drive and you're into the knuckledraggin, gun shootin red lands the urbanites hate.

She's not ready to retire, she's still in her corporate prime, she's got the connects in Boston and she loves it.

I'm coming to realization that it's the only way back to the republic, I have to be a New Englander

Well, that's not a bad entry level transition path for someone leaving


Just get there.

[Smitty-48]

Just get there.

That's what I'm thinking. Just get her there, she's gonna be American as my wife.

Once she gets used to it, and sick of New England even shittier than Ontario winter, then slide her towards the sun.

Nevada is sounding like a pipe dream right now, hard pass on the left coast, nice place to visit, but won't live there.

In fairness, she can make a lot of money in Boston, there's nothing for her out west.

Taxes are fuckin' brutal in Mass tho, it's not that different from Canada.

[Fife]

Just sell her on Proggo Wonderland in Dixie.

The commute to sanity from Hashville is only about 30 minutes. The healthcare racket is off the hook as well, these fuckers are making it faster than they can spend it.

[Smitty-48]

Just sell her on Proggo Wonderland in Dixie.

She's afraid of Rednecks.

[Fife]

Just sell her on Proggo Wonderland in Dixie.

She's afraid of Rednecks.

Natural selection makes a strong impression.