The Mess
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I always imagine he's gearing up for a top secret mission to talk shit at US special forces.
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Does anyone have an idea of where Smitty has been?Speaker to Animals wrote:If barracks romances don't bring Smitty back, I guess it's safe to assume his wife figured out she can't leave him without him taking her to the cleaners for alimony, and so she sabotaged his new car.
"just realize that our Welfare states are also propped up by your Warfare. You're not actually defending us from threats, but you are propping us up by fabricating threats to maintain the Perpetual War." - Smitty
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Drinking whiskey, smoking cigars and watching the Leafs. Don't worry he'll be back at some point, he comes and goes.skankhunt42 wrote:Does anyone have an idea of where Smitty has been?Speaker to Animals wrote:If barracks romances don't bring Smitty back, I guess it's safe to assume his wife figured out she can't leave him without him taking her to the cleaners for alimony, and so she sabotaged his new car.
*yip*
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News from a recent SHARP training session.
Sexting is a federal crime, even if it's between married adults.
Anything offensive, even if it's found in your home, can be used to file a SHARP complaint. If a soldier breaks into your home and is offended by a poster of a girl in a bikini on your wall, you can be stripped of rank and thrown out of the Army.
If you are having a private conversation and someone else eavesdrops and is offended, you're out, even if you're talking to your wife in your house.
In other news, promotion points for April have nearly hit rock bottom as the Army tries to fill vacated slots.
List of MOS's with promotion points dropped to 39/798 for April.
Sexting is a federal crime, even if it's between married adults.
Anything offensive, even if it's found in your home, can be used to file a SHARP complaint. If a soldier breaks into your home and is offended by a poster of a girl in a bikini on your wall, you can be stripped of rank and thrown out of the Army.
If you are having a private conversation and someone else eavesdrops and is offended, you're out, even if you're talking to your wife in your house.
In other news, promotion points for April have nearly hit rock bottom as the Army tries to fill vacated slots.
List of MOS's with promotion points dropped to 39/798 for April.
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11C
12B
12C
12D
12N
12P
12T
12W
13B
13F
13M
13P
14E
14G
14H
14P
15E
15H
15N
15U
15Y
17C
19D
19K
25Q
25U
27D
31D
31E
35G
35L
35Q
35T
46Q
46R
68B
68C
68F
68L
68N
68U
68Y
74D
88H
88K
88M
88N
89A
89B
91A
91B
91E
91G
91H
91L
91M
91P
92G
92R
92W
92Y
94A
94T
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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MOS's on STAR promotion list eligible to be automatically promoted to SGT without even having been awarded promotable status at a promotion board,
- 11B, 11C, 12B, 12C, 12P, 12T, 13B, 13F, 13M, 13P, 14E, 14G, 14H, 14P, 15N, 15U, 15Y, 17C, 19D, 19K,
31D, 35L, 35Q, 35T, 46Q, 46R, 68B, 68C, 68F, 68L, 68U, 68Y, 74D, 88H, 88K, 88M, 88N, 89A, 91A, 91B,
91E, 91G, 91L, 91M, 91P, 92G, 92R, 92W, 92Y, 94A, 94T.
- 11B, 11C, 12B, 12C, 12D, 12M, 12P, 12T, 12Y, 13B, 13D, 13F, 13M, 13P, 13R, 14E, 14G, 14P, 14T, 15E,
15Q, 15T, 15U, 15W, 19D, 19K, 25D, 25E, 31K, 35F, 35G, 35N, 68A, 68B, 68C, 68J, 68M, 68R, 68S,
68W, 68X, 79S, 88L, 91A, 91P, 91S, 94T.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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As I understand it some of these pics are by "peeping toms." So that kind of invasion on a military installation is a huge deal now standard sexting, I know we are not supposed to say this but these are young people being stupid young people.jbird4049 wrote:Okeefenokee wrote:like no one told them they were playing with fire. they should be relived all they're dealing with is some nudes.C-Mag wrote:
Check out MilitaryCorruption.com
The Marine Commandant just got grilled over this on the House Floor today. He had to admit he didn't know how deep the problem was, but he would find out.......................... basically had to tell Congress, your smart, I'm stupid, it was kind of ugly. No one said hey, what did you expect when you thrust a bunch of sexually active, fit young males and females together in the age of dating apps, social media and ready access to photo sharing.
Meh.
Yeah, I have to agree. It's not good, but what's with all this screaming? Now, if there rapes involved, then I could see it, but nude photos? I don't think we're training warrior-monks.
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I used to sext a girl while I was climbing around in a pipe rack thirty feet off the ground. It was fun.
bout to lay this pipe in the rack if you know what I mean
that sounds like a lot of work you're going to need a big wrench for that
how big we talking because I happen to have a huge wrench in my hand right now ;DDD
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Pictures of sleeping/passed out naked chicks. Not really what I consider peeping toms, but still illegal AFAIK.clubgop wrote:As I understand it some of these pics are by "peeping toms." So that kind of invasion on a military installation is a huge deal now standard sexting, I know we are not supposed to say this but these are young people being stupid young people.jbird4049 wrote:Okeefenokee wrote:
like no one told them they were playing with fire. they should be relived all they're dealing with is some nudes.
Yeah, I have to agree. It's not good, but what's with all this screaming? Now, if there rapes involved, then I could see it, but nude photos? I don't think we're training warrior-monks.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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I heard showerers and changing rooms but passed out sleeping is still pretty bad.Okeefenokee wrote:Pictures of sleeping/passed out naked chicks. Not really what I consider peeping toms, but still illegal AFAIK.clubgop wrote:As I understand it some of these pics are by "peeping toms." So that kind of invasion on a military installation is a huge deal now standard sexting, I know we are not supposed to say this but these are young people being stupid young people.jbird4049 wrote:
Yeah, I have to agree. It's not good, but what's with all this screaming? Now, if there rapes involved, then I could see it, but nude photos? I don't think we're training warrior-monks.