Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

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Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by DrYouth » Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:10 pm

We must survive the Woke Tsunami in the wake of the collapse of Emperor Trump...

Our handy group of adventurers will survive.

We have General Smittochet to lead us!

We have wealthy Lord Hash, our patron.

Grunpcats is the high wizard of technology.

Monte the Bard and Chief of Thieves.

DB Trek is The Ninja Assassin we send to destroy other arks... and to spin yarns.

Now you proles must decide on your role on this ark!

Are you Weapons Class, Info Prole, Middle managing Karen or are you vying to take the title of Generalissimo away from Smitty in single hand combat.

So get to it... announce your role... fighter, thief, wizard, priest or Middle managing Karen.

We are going to need a few Karens... your family members may apply for positions on the ark... feel free to volunteer them as you see fit.

Children over 18 are allowed to have official roles... under 16 will be assigned to punitive duties based on their behaviour on the ship.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty

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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by Martin Hash » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:14 pm

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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by DrYouth » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:48 pm

Get your Merch!
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty

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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:46 am

Roll for initiative.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by doc_loliday » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:29 am

I'll design and maintain the rail gun to blow any pirates out of the water.

Ararat ho!

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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by DrYouth » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:21 am

doc_loliday wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:29 am
I'll design and maintain the rail gun to blow any pirates out of the water.

Ararat ho!
Doc-Holiday - Warrior Class - report to Smittochet for orders.

Special Weapon - Rail Gun - Smittochet will assign parameters for range and ammunition type.

The seas are teaming with competing Arks.

You can spot the Woke Arks with the Rainbow flags.

Fire at will.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty

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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:28 am

DrYouth wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:21 am
report to Smittochet for orders.
this is Delta Force, you don't get recruited, you have to pass selection

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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by DrYouth » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:32 am

Let the trials begin.

What task shall we assign Doc Loliday to see if he is Delta Force material.

Take out a Woke Ark?

Solo mission.

Ninja style.

>hands doc lol a shiny katana<
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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:34 am

Form an engineering division. Loliday is Chief Architect of the Battlements.
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Re: Welcome to Martin Hash's Ark of Freedom

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:34 am

DrYouth wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:32 am
Let the trials begin.

What task shall we assign Doc Loliday to see if he is Delta Force material.

Sink a Woke Ark?

Solo mission.
Doc is already an Operator

you however are not

what makes you think you are on the team ?

Champagne Socialists are the enemy in fact
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