Terrible rapper said
You motherless goat fucker, you will not taint our 150-year-old National Pastime with your drivel - especially on the year in which our beloved Cubbies finally won it after a 108-year drought.
Our kids play soccer just to keep them busy. Nobody else can stand to sit through 3 hours of passing and flailing on the ground like a bitch. So we renamed that shit for the kids.
You can't find an Englishman with the balls to pick up a FOOTBALL, and never will. I do respect Rugby though, good job on that one. We also invented Basketball, which your nation sucks at as well. So there.
Pah, the most interesting thing that happened in your home stadium this year was Ireland's first ever victory over the all blacks.
As for basketball, great game though it is (I was top scorer in my schools victory in the Suffolk championships) that's just a version of netball, another girls game, which took you nearly 30 years to work out you could cut the bottom off the peach basket and not have to fetch a ladder every time someone scored.