Son is 5 and already has strong wit.

[The Conservative]

We are watching Kung Fu Panda 2, and when at the beginning where the bandits attacked the village, my son was watching the fight.

He looked straight at me and asked if the pig that was strapped in the with the metal was a boy.

I asked why, he said because he screams like a girl.

I had to say no, he a a boy, but cripes I had to keep from laughing.

This kid has perfect timing, and he's going to kill me one day with that wit.