My Voters' Pamphlet Entry

[Martin Hash]

I'm the VERY FIRST entry in a giant Voters' Pamphlet:

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[C-Mag]

NICE!

Hope things go well for you this year.


…….. and I appreciate having your phone number, can I drunk call you sometime.

[Martin Hash]

NICE!

Hope things go well for you this year.


…….. and I appreciate having your phone number, can I drunk call you sometime.

I’m trying to get as many votes as the retarded guy got last time.

p.s. I never answer my phone. Email works a lot better.

[Haumana]

I’m trying to get as many votes as the retarded guy got last time.

Here's to hoping!

[Xenophon]

I'm the VERY FIRST entry in a giant Voters' Pamphlet:


Voters' Pamphlet Bio.jpg

That's awesome! I too, will be saving your phone number. I'll probably never bother you, but I want to be able to say, "I've got a lawyer on speed dial." Is speed dial still a thing? Probably not.

I'd like to see your opponents qualifications. I don't know how it is in Washington, but down here you have people whose qualifications consist of: "School board member, owns Ace Hardware in town, Deacon at local church". I can't imagine they're half as qualified as you.

Also, does this mean we're scrubbing the forum of our edge-posting so a political opponent can't paint you as a nazi? I'd hate for my posts to reflect badly on you.

[Martin Hash]

I'm the VERY FIRST entry in a giant Voters' Pamphlet:


Voters' Pamphlet Bio.jpg

That's awesome! I too, will be saving your phone number. I'll probably never bother you, but I want to be able to say, "I've got a lawyer on speed dial." Is speed dial still a thing? Probably not.

I'd like to see your opponents qualifications. I don't know how it is in Washington, but down here you have people whose qualifications consist of: "School board member, owns Ace Hardware in town, Deacon at local church". I can't imagine they're half as qualified as you.

Also, does this mean we're scrubbing the forum of our edge-posting so a political opponent can't paint you as a nazi? I'd hate for my posts to reflect badly on you.

I just admit to being a Nazi; it saves time.

[TheReal_ND]

JAWOHL MEIN HERR

[Xenophon]

I'm the VERY FIRST entry in a giant Voters' Pamphlet:


Voters' Pamphlet Bio.jpg

That's awesome! I too, will be saving your phone number. I'll probably never bother you, but I want to be able to say, "I've got a lawyer on speed dial." Is speed dial still a thing? Probably not.

I'd like to see your opponents qualifications. I don't know how it is in Washington, but down here you have people whose qualifications consist of: "School board member, owns Ace Hardware in town, Deacon at local church". I can't imagine they're half as qualified as you.

Also, does this mean we're scrubbing the forum of our edge-posting so a political opponent can't paint you as a nazi? I'd hate for my posts to reflect badly on you.

I just admit to being a Nazi; it saves time.

Fair enough. You're a brave man, Martin. I'm sure it helps that you've been so successful in life there's really nothing they can do to you.

[Martin Hash]

I've been floating my Voters' Pamphlet entry around in various political groups on FB, and subsequently, have lowered my expectations to better fit reality. Instead of getting more votes than the mentally retarded guy (5000+ votes), or even the raging alcoholic (4000+ votes); a more realistic goal is to simply get more votes than this guy:

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p.s. My son, Heath, gives it 50/50, but he's a big fan of mine.

[Xenophon]

Good luck today, Martin.