considering suicide

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:42 am

pineapplemike wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:27 am
dukenog still best
In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Hastur » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:47 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:42 am
pineapplemike wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:27 am
dukenog still best
In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.
Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by StCapps » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:47 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:42 am
pineapplemike wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:27 am
dukenog still best
In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.
I see what you did there, well played.
:lol:
*yip*

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:52 am

Hastur wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:47 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:42 am
pineapplemike wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:27 am
dukenog still best
In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.
Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.
What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by StCapps » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:03 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:52 am
Hastur wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:47 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:42 am


In that case, it needs to be a country that still has a monarchy and aristocracy in place so Ukraine is out and Norway is still an option.
Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.
What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?
Damn, you were so close Monte.
*yip*

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:26 am

StCapps wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:03 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:52 am
Hastur wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:47 am


Norway has no aristocracy apart from the royal family.
What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?
Damn, you were so close Monte.
“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by StCapps » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:29 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:26 am
StCapps wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:03 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:52 am


What no Dukes?
What sort of a shithole nation is it?
Damn, you were so close Monte.
“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.
Nukraine Dog is better too.
*yip*

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:34 am

StCapps wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:29 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:26 am
StCapps wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:03 am
Damn, you were so close Monte.
“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.
Nukraine Dog is better too.
I just hope Nuke appreciates all the hard work we're doing in order to get him a nice blonde with cute feet.
This sort of valuable research is gold.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by StCapps » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:41 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:34 am
StCapps wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:29 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:26 am


“What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

I'm not giving up on Norkdog just because Mike thinks Dukenog is better.
Nukraine Dog is better too.
I just hope Nuke appreciates all the hard work we're doing in order to get him a nice blonde with cute feet.
This sort of valuable research is gold.
He said white girl with cute feet, not sure he specified hair color.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by BjornP » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:48 am

StCapps wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:47 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:40 am
Average wage in Norway $85,000 per annum v Ukraine $3,600.

That's over 10,000 bottles of beer in Norway or 1,200 - 1,800 in Ukraine.

The work-beer index is much higher in Norway plus there are no leaky nuclear power stations.
That means that his dollars go a lot farther in Ukraine than they do in Norway.

Gotta love that exchange rate.
Yeah, but if he settled in, and worked in Ukraine, he'd also be getting a Ukrainian wage.

If he wants to emigrate, he should emigrate to Poland, instead. The coronavirus will punish it same as everyone else, but up until then, it was booming:

https://www.euronews.com/2019/06/25/how ... orted-view

Poland's got its fair share of blondes, not as many as Finland and central Sweden, perhaps, but still decent if he's going for full-on blonde and blue-eyed. They're generally anti-immigration, but if you're willing to adapt and learn the language, that usually wins people over. And they're the most religiously traditional of the European countries to my knowledge, and fits in with nuke's Catholicism.

NukePole ftw.
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