new theory; magnetic butt plugs could stave apocalypse

[TheReal_ND]

I won't be bothered crediting this theory and some of it's mine anyway so basically my theory goes like this:

• Gay people are like magnets that attract other gay people and liberals
  
  Therefore we need build the wall around them in case Jesus comes back to nuke this blasphemous clown world.

Startup company idea: magnetic butt plugs

Marketing? Shark Tank: Gays will super conglomerate with all their shitty soy boy antifa and cat lady Wiccan vegans. One need only encourage hyper consumerism and condition them to buy buttpligs. Once that is accomplishes we can simply build a wall around the cancer and guard the shit out of it like our lives depend on it or just neutrino bomb them. Or I guess you could just wait them out and torch everything they touched once they die of cannibalism

[Hastur]

Reminds me of this story.

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/06/pet-hams ... t-6759705/