Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

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Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:34 pm

We have Black Lives Matter, Feminism, Fat Rights (even though being fat is somewhat a choice), Gay rights...

...but why no Bald rights? Balding effects men only, and every man is in danger. My best friend had generations of ancestorss with full hair and then went bald, as did I.

Balding isn't a choice, yet society deems it okay to make fun of bald people. People see bald people as digusting, although it is NOT a choice. If you think you are immune, just look at Prince William or Justin Bieber. Incredibly wealthy people who still got hit by it.

Why can't we start a political movement for Bald rights? Bald Lives Matter!

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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:36 pm

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Look at Bieber. The pic on the left was in his height of fame, pic on the left is still a few years old, when he was 23. That degree of temple recession means the Norwood Reaper (personifaction of balding) has visited you. Bieber is going bald faster than most people do, most don't see hiis kinf of receding until they are 30+.

Think of how many of his fans he will lose, since he was known for his good hair. It is so sad.

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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:25 pm

Baldness is punishment for crimes committed in a previous life.
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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:52 pm

I really do feel that way sometimes....

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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:43 am

I think it is something you inherit from your mother.

If I had that problem I would just shave it all clean.

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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by Fife » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:09 am

I remember vividly going to family gatherings back in the 70s. My grandmother's brothers (the 5 who survived the war) were all 50ish and were all rocking total chrome-domes, smooth and polished. When those guys told you a story, it was as real as real gets. The last of them died about 5 years ago, but my great uncles to this day are the icons of American exceptionalism.

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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by Ex-California » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:30 am

Because men with full heads of hair in middle age and beyond are superior.

Especially if said hair is going grey
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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:34 am

There could be a reason men labeled "most interesting" have a full head of gray hair and a beard.

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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by Ex-California » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:00 am

I'm not this grey yet, but this is the look I'm going for right now

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Re: Bald People's Rights Movement; why isn't there one?

Post by TheReal_ND » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:11 am

Looks like a homeless Dr. Peterson