MHF - Hockey Thread

[Montegriffo]

Reduced to watching NHL All Star weekend, since the only other option is basketball

Skills Competition Highlights ; Matt Barzal beats McJesus for NHL Fastest Skater

At least Mrs Smitty is home, game meal for the All Stars is chicken enchiladas :thumbs up:

Did you tidy up the take away boxes and empty whisky bottles in time?

[Smitty-48]

Reduced to watching NHL All Star weekend, since the only other option is basketball

Skills Competition Highlights ; Matt Barzal beats McJesus for NHL Fastest Skater

At least Mrs Smitty is home, game meal for the All Stars is chicken enchiladas :thumbs up:

Did you tidy up the take away boxes and empty whisky bottles in time?

No, it was a disaster area when she got home, and I made her go shopping as soon as she got home, no respite.

She cleaned up after me, so it was spotless when I got up

Then she made enchiladas

Now she's doing laundry

#patriarchy

[Montegriffo]

Reduced to watching NHL All Star weekend, since the only other option is basketball

Skills Competition Highlights ; Matt Barzal beats McJesus for NHL Fastest Skater

At least Mrs Smitty is home, game meal for the All Stars is chicken enchiladas :thumbs up:

Did you tidy up the take away boxes and empty whisky bottles in time?

No, it was a disaster area when she got home, and I made her go shopping as soon as she got home, no respite.

She cleaned up after me, so it was spotless when I got up

Then she made enchiladas

Now she's doing laundry

#patriarchy

Disgraceful behavior.
You should have had the house as she left it and dinner ready to go when you picked her up from the airport.
You're a shit housewife.

[Smitty-48]

Did you tidy up the take away boxes and empty whisky bottles in time?

No, it was a disaster area when she got home, and I made her go shopping as soon as she got home, no respite.

She cleaned up after me, so it was spotless when I got up

Then she made enchiladas

Now she's doing laundry

#patriarchy

Disgraceful behavior.
You should have had the house as she left it and dinner ready to go when you picked her up from the airport.
You're a shit housewife.

She gets driven around in a limousine and has all her meals prepared when she is traveling
I never claimed to be a good housewife
All my firearms are clean
My whiskey is neat

She actually brought me the whiskey from the duty free when she was stuck at Heathrow
Teeling Whiskey Small Batch Irish
Non Chill, Rum Casks
Bottled 10/2018

[Montegriffo]

Blended whiskey?
Standards are dropping.

[Smitty-48]

Blended whiskey?
Standards are dropping.

It's Irish.
She always brings me some specialty promotional whisky/whiskey from the duty free
Watch the review, Whiskey Exchange gives it an 8 out of 10
It's quite lovely, complex and interesting

"I'm not a wine douche" ~ Bob McKenzie

[Montegriffo]

Blended whiskey?
Standards are dropping.

It's Irish.
She always brings me some specialty promotional whisky/whiskey from the duty free
Watch the review, Whiskey Exchange gives it an 8 out of 10
It's quite lovely, complex and interesting

"I'm not a wine douche" ~ Bob McKenzie

Once he started talking about notes of apple pie I gave up.

For an extra tenner Teeling sells a single malt.

[Smitty-48]

Once he started talking about notes of apple pie I gave up.

For an extra tenner Teeling sells a single malt.

I don't look a gift horse in the mouth
I didn't pick it out, it's a present
She gets me something which is on special, so it was discount price

[Montegriffo]

Once he started talking about notes of apple pie I gave up.

For an extra tenner Teeling sells a single malt.

I don't look a gift horse in the mouth
I didn't pick it out, it's a present
She gets me something which is on special, so it was discount price

You're a lucky man.

My Christmas port was a little disappointing.

15 years old is too young really. Wants to be 30 years old ideally.

[Smitty-48]

Once he started talking about notes of apple pie I gave up.

For an extra tenner Teeling sells a single malt.

I don't look a gift horse in the mouth
I didn't pick it out, it's a present
She gets me something which is on special, so it was discount price

You're a lucky man.

Spoiled rotten, no doubt.