I am a big fan of the A10. That fucker was used to strafe Al Shabab Somali faggots in the horn of Africa, and it just looks cool. F35 is an expensive debacle that constantly needs McAfee software updates that force you to restart even during combat with the chinks.
The F35 is a stuck up cunt you see at the bar. She is hot, but she won't even talk to you unless you are rich as fuck and even then she will attempt to cuck you. She will make you support her, and in the bedroom she will simply lie in bed like a starfish and not let you attempt any interesting positions. In the meantime, she is fucking some other guy who is Chinese (this is a metaphor for the Chinks stealing the tech in the cockpit and installing bloatware on there+stealing your Credit Card number and making sharkfin soup purchases on Alibaba.com) Not worth it.
The A10 is a 7/10. Not the most beautiful girl in the bar, but down to Earth and easy to talk to. She is the girl that will stick with you and not force you to empty your bank account on her. She is kind friendly, and open to doing things you actually want to do. She is loyal, and wouldn't blow your friends like that time you took the F35 to Vegas for your brother's wedding. She doesn't like chinks and won't even mention them unless discussing the Chinese Exclusion Act and that is only brought up with approval. She knows whats up. Also does anal (which is a dealbreaker, a must-have for any healthy relationship). Warthog gets your jokes, and has plenty of her own good ones. To reiterate, she also does anal.
What do you all think?
F35 vs. A10?
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F35 vs. A10?
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
If you are on the ground holding a rifle needing support its a A10
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
Exactly.
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
Warthog is fucking awesome and they can strafe like nobodies business. Idk why, but its one of my favorite planes along with the p38 Lightning. In the same vein as the OP, that one is like the ex you dated in high school years ago but can't get over. When I was 10, I built a model p38. That plane looks cool as shit.
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
F-35 all the way. There is no inexpensive alternative, the too expensive thing is a canard.
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
The f-35 incorporates sensor fusion technology and fly by wire integrated HOVL so it can penetrate deep behind lines and not even accidentally straffe the boots on the ground. Fact is, it would rather not even do that. It doesn't really give a fuck about you. Pick A-10 if you are looking for air support to phone it in for you.
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heydaralon
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
Stop messing up this poll dude. You own Lockheed sharess, that is a conflict of interest. If you want to vote on here, divest your shares over to me (I am an impartial observer and didn't vote in this). Until that time, you will be viewed as a corrupt lobbyist who is subverted national security with Chinky espionage in the form of bells and whistles in the F35. Delete your vote ASAP and send me some bitcoin real talk.Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 4:24 pmExactly.
8 Platoon, 1st Battalion The Royal Canadian Regiment; shot to pieces because no EODAS and Sensor Fusion.
Blind and dumb Warthog Blue on Blue.
Also, the Warthog is a cool fucking plane. Fuck the haters.
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
F-35 can expand the usefulness of the A-10.
F-35 can fly above with EODAS and Sensor Fusion, find the targets for the A-10 while ensuring it doesn't light up the friendlies therein, All Seeing Eye as the Quarterback calling the audibles for the rest of the team.
F-35 can fly above with EODAS and Sensor Fusion, find the targets for the A-10 while ensuring it doesn't light up the friendlies therein, All Seeing Eye as the Quarterback calling the audibles for the rest of the team.
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Re: F35 vs. A10?
This so much. Trying to divide and conquer our integrated platforms is a Jewish trick. OP is probably a fag.Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 4:29 pmF-35 can expand the usefulness of the A-10.
F-35 can fly above with EODAS and Sensor Fusion, find the targets for the A-10 while ensuring it doesn't light up the friendlies therein, All Seeing Eye as the Quarterback calling the audibles for the rest of the team.
