What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

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What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DrYouth » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:27 am

Smitty is transforming....

His blood red plate mail splits...

His eyes transform into burning embers and his flesh turns to scales.

From his back burst forth leathery wings....

He lifts off unfurling into a terrible Red Dragon....

From his jaws bursts forth bolts of Hockey Talk.... blasting buildings left and right....

On his back rides StCapps.... laughing maniacally.

Well Adventurers..... the prophecy has come true....

We are facing Chaos and Evil embodied....

And our only option is to fight fire with fire...

Red Dragons are the ultimate testing ground.

Only true fortitude will win the day.

Who's on board!
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:28 am

There used to be a class called anti-paladin where a paladin character turns evil and his new benefactor becomes some evil deity.

Draconians (red dragon descent) cannot become paladins anyway.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:42 am

Enough, faggots. The hearty folk are rising up against evil.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DrYouth » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:01 am

I'm thinking Smitty and Capps threads have to go down...

What's the best spamming material...

My thoughts are Olympics related projectile weapons.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DrYouth » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:01 am

Target sighted...
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:01 am

Just stop responding to them.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Martin Hash » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:02 am

Canadians...
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:05 am

This has turned into an interesting little social experiment.

We’ve been “terrorized” by a tiny group of malcontents. Everybody has equal weaponry.

There were some initial skirmishes, then a bunch of folks abandoned the field to NHLHT. Now a coalition is forming to swat them down.

The fighting will be bitter. Thread-to-thread combat. But the outcome is inevitable. Eventually, they’ve pissed of enough people that they’ll be ostracized and beaten back.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:16 am

DrYouth wrote:I'm thinking Smitty and Capps threads have to go down...

What's the best spamming material...

My thoughts are Olympics related projectile weapons.
Just play D&D in whatever threads they start, until truce is called. 8-)
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:27 pm

Knock yourselves out, nerds, feel free to play D&D or whatever other nerdy fuckin' shit you do, in any thread I started, what few there are. Enjoy.
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