What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[StCapps]

Marner leading the Leafs in points all of a sudden, on pace for 21+45=66 #whatsophmoreslump?

Leafs media overreacts to a slow start, who knew?
#burnthemall

[Smitty-48]

In fairness, he really did kick it up a notch when they moved him away from Bozie and JVR and put him with Kadri and Marleau, JVR and Bozie are pure powerplay specialists but otherwise don't drive play at all.

[StCapps]

Goalie interference reviews are the devil's work.
#prohibitionicanactuallygetbehind

[Smitty-48]

The NHL doesn't correct itself once it goes full retard, until that is, Hull's foot in the crease game seven cometh.

In other news, whoever gives JVR big money and term this summer is really gonna be fleecing themselves, yeah, he scores some goals, but just walk away, Lou #biggestfloaterintheleague

[StCapps]

How many wide open nets are the Avs going to miss tonight? Jesus.

[Smitty-48]

Feeling the pressure, that was the Leafs last year down the stretch #grippingthestick

[Smitty-48]

This year the Leafs have swung hard the other way #mentallylazy

[StCapps]

Feeling the pressure, that was the Leafs last year down the stretch #grippingthestick

That and Markstrom has been a beast so far tonight, plus this goalie interference bullshit.

[StCapps]

MacKinnon bounces off a check like it was nothing and scores, Canucks hit post just before starting the rush back the other way and the hockey gods love us all of a sudden.
Thanks hockey gods, love you, oh and Super Saiyan MacKinnon too. 2-0, woop woop.

[Smitty-48]

Got a game in hand on LA, so you can claw over them tonight with a little help from Vegas #oneteamatatime