What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[Speaker to Animals]

I notice STA didn't dispute his Mage/Assassin assignment...

Feel free to reassign yourself if you do.

Human obviously... (I would be shocked otherwise).

Alignment?

Incorrect.

Escaped Drow. Ranger. Lawful Good.

[Smitty-48]

Her Majesty's Dragon, I only take the form of a man, for the love of a woman, should that spell ever be broken, I revert to what I was before, and then I burn them, Gandalf, I burn them all.

So long as Her Majesty rules in the enchanted land of the red and green maples, I possess no dragon powers, I am merely a Ranger, in the ranks of the Queen's Royal Borderers.

[Speaker to Animals]

Close seconds would be paladins and monks.

[DrYouth]

Incorrect.

Escaped Drow. Ranger. Lawful Good.

The drow or dark elves are a generally evil, dark-skinned, and white-haired subrace of elves in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy roleplaying game.

Dark skinned?



OK what's the backstory?

Tell us more about the Drow community from which he escaped...
Affiliated with which divinity in the gaming universe? (What divinity do the Drow worship?)
How did this Drow go from evil to good?
How did he come under the protection of Lord Carlin?

[Speaker to Animals]

Incorrect.

Escaped Drow. Ranger. Lawful Good.

The drow or dark elves are a generally evil, dark-skinned, and white-haired subrace of elves in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy roleplaying game.

Dark skinned?



OK what's the backstory?

Tell us more about the Drow community from which he escaped...
Affiliated with which divinity in the gaming universe? (What divinity do the Drow worship?)
How did this Drow go from evil to good?
How did he come under the protection of Lord Carlin?

dude, wtf. How do you not know Drizzt? If you knew who he was, you'd know that's me. His origin is about escaping the gynocentrism of Drow society to reach the light at the surface, where he becomes a ranger.

[DBTrek]

I think most would agree that I lack the charisma to be a decent bard.

Rogue/Illusionist multiclass maybe.
Not straight up warrior, not straight up wizard, but more than happy to engage in direct combat or showdowns of sorcery.

Whatever.
Bring it.
My bag of tricks is a bag of holding, there is no end to it.



TLDR: Nerd nerd na nerd nerd nerd. NERD.

[Speaker to Animals]

I didn't say you were a good bard. You are the bard that plays a song before battle and the rest of the party just groans.

[DBTrek]

I didn't say you were a good bard. You are the bard that plays a song before battle and the rest of the party just groans.

I’d be a 1st edition bard.
Meaning I’d have leveled up in all other classes before reaching my first level of bard.
And my songs do make people groan, as a Seattle coffee house could attest.
(Apparently not fans of original Irish drinking ballads)

[Speaker to Animals]

If I were to go mage, I could definitely do some Fizzban.

[Speaker to Animals]

I think DrY is just realizing he is way out of his element here.