New Star Wars is Masterfully Brilliant and a Stand Alone Masterpiece

[TheReal_ND]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Star Wars. Luke Skywalker dying is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of overexertion from force projection most of the plot will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Luke’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from milking alien sea lion breasts, for instance. The fans understand why Kylo Ren cuts Snoke in half; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plot twists, to realise that they’re not just shocking- they say something deep about the FORCE. As a consequence people who dislike Leia force flying like superman truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the shock in the resistance entirely dying from “Atmospheric Depressurization,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Admiral Ackbar's famous quote before he too dies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Captain Phasma’s mortal coil sheds itself on their movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

[Speaker to Animals]

I have not been able to bring myself to watch the abomination that is SJW Wars.

[SuburbanFarmer]

That is a whole lot of spoilers, thanks for that.

[SilverEagle]

Thanks for the spoilers asshat! Again Nuke = Piece of Shit.

[heydaralon]

KYLO REN TELLS REY HER PARENTS WERE NOBODIES WHO TRADED HER FOR JUNK


CRAIT BATTLE WAS LIKE HOTH BUT WITH SALT FLATS+TRACKING SYSTEM. YODA MAKES AN APPEARANCE. SNOKE SITS ON A RED THRONE GIVING ORDERS

[heydaralon]

spoilers ahead please don't read if you haven't seen the movie yet.

[SuburbanFarmer]

spoilers ahead please don't read if you haven't seen the movie yet.

You two are genuine assholes.

[SilverEagle]

spoilers ahead please don't read if you haven't seen the movie yet.

You two are genuine assholes.

Too not two.

I'm a different kind of asshole, I would not throw out spoilers.

[heydaralon]

LUKE TOLD REY THAT HE CONSIDERED KILLING HIS NEPHEW FOR THE GOOD OF THE GALAXY
REY TRIES TO CONVERT KYLO REN TO THE LIGHT SIDE AND HE TELLS HER HE WILL TEACH HER AND THAT HER PARENTS WERE NOBODIES, JUNK TRADERS IN FACT
WHEN REY GOES INTO THE CAVE SHE DOES NOT SEE HER PARENTS REFLECTION, ONLY HERSELF

THE PLANET CRAIT AND ITS FIGHT WAS A LOT LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK EXCEPT ON SALT FLATS INSTEAD OF ICE

LUKE WANTS TO PUT AN END TO THE JEDI ORDER

FINN TRIES TO DISABLE TRACKING SYSTEM

[SuburbanFarmer]

spoilers ahead please don't read if you haven't seen the movie yet.

You two are genuine assholes.

Too not two.

I'm a different kind of asshole, I would not throw out spoilers.

Was referring to daralon and Nuke. Assholes. Plural.