Jim Jefferies for president thread

[Fife]

Shit is subjective.

Shit is shit.

[Speaker to Animals]

Jim's tip: the higher your balls are, the bigger your dick looks.

[Montegriffo]

Millions disagree. JJ sells out huge tours and millions of copies of his shows. You just hate him 'cos he slaughters your sacred cows. Like I said, if you don't like him don't watch. Calling him shit is like me saying country music is shit because I don't like it (it's not, I just don't like it).

[Fife]

Millions disagree. JJ sells out huge tours and millions of copies of his shows. You just hate him 'cos he slaughters your sacred cows. Like I said, if you don't like him don't watch. Calling him shit is like me saying country music is shit because I don't like it (it's not, I just don't like it).

I'm not a scribe of all things JJ, but tell me where he slaughters outside of NY, California, or the UK. Therein lies the "huge numbers and millions of copies."



I'm trying to figure out his laff mastery.

[Montegriffo]

Jim's tip: the higher your balls are, the bigger your dick looks.

Try this routine, it's more up your street.
Sorry can't find it without the subtitles.

[Fife]

Yeah, I tried that cancer, mate.

Not a guffaw; not a chuckle; actually not even a smirk.

First Rule of Comedy is a motherfucker when you suck, I guess.

[Montegriffo]

[Speaker to Animals]

[Ex-California]

It would have been better if he was crying because it tasted so good

[Montegriffo]

Yeah, I tried that cancer, mate.

Not a guffaw; not a chuckle; actually not even a smirk.

First Rule of Comedy is a motherfucker when you suck, I guess.

Once again, DON'T WATCH IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE JJ.
I don't comment everytime you post country music. I accept you have different taste in music from me.
Why is it necessary for you to disparage my taste in humour. Seems to me you are acting like a precious little snowflake who is triggered by JJ because his views on gun control rub you up the wrong way.
Just stay out of the thread if it upsets you so much...