Jim Jefferies for president thread

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Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:32 am

Not as funny as the joker already ''running'' the country but at least he has a better grip on politics.....
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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:36 am

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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:45 am

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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Ex-California » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:06 am

Yeah?

No.

Maybe Bill Burr. Even better would be Dave Rubin, especially since he has high Oppression Olympics points
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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:16 am

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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:28 am

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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:28 am

Montegriffo wrote:Not as funny as the joker already ''running'' the country but at least he has a better grip on politics.....

Made to about 45 seconds when the anti-white racism started. No thanks.

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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by pineapplemike » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:36 am

He was pretty damn ill informed about guns in one of his specials, insultingly so.

So, no

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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:46 am



Wow, just wow....
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Re: Jim Jefferies for president thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:26 am

Montegriffo wrote:

Wow, just wow....
TLDW version....
A blind man with brain cancer tells of his experience going to a JJ gig.
JJ is heckled through out the whole performance by a blind man and his wife. Their opening
heckle is ''you're going to hell.''
They continue to heckle through out the performance complaining about his jokes on disability for which he apologises several times explainig that they are jokes and not his real opinions. They ruin the show for the 40 thousand paying customers.
Allright, they are pissed of, the wife tells how her blind husband is dying, they have freedom of speech they are entitled to object.
The killer punch is, wait for it..... the man is not blind, he is not dying, they are religious extremists who deliberately go to shows to spoil them because they are pro-Trump evangelicals who buy tickets to see comics with opposing veiws and ruin the performances.
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