Outdoors thread

[SuburbanFarmer]

Y’all should see this dandelion farm I got in the backyard.

They legalized it in Washington bro, you can just call it Pot.

What? Man, I BUY my weed like a respectable, red-blooded American. What am I, some semi-literate suburban farmer?


I grow actual dandelions. And when I say I grow them, I should clarify that it doesn’t actually take much cultivation on my part.

Needs more work.

[Kath]

They leave stems everywhere that fuck up the yard, they're ugly, and they never, ever die. And they infest your hard-working neighbors' yards.

Carlus is right - they feed bees. We have a serious shortage of bees in the world - they need every last bit of help they can get.

Let dandelions grow. Bees, beetles and birds need them

[DBTrek]

Cut out the middle man.
Just grow bees.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Bees love my garden/farm. They get all my little veggies growing for me. No shortage here.

[DBTrek]

Hear that, progressives?
Substandard Farmer is exacerbating the bee inequality.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Hear that, progressives?
Substandard Farmer is exacerbating the bee inequality.

there it is!!! I knew you’d get there.

[Okeefenokee]

I just threw a ladder and a bucket in my car. I'm a firefighter now.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I just threw a ladder and a bucket in my car. I'm a firefighter now.

Well you own a gun, so you're a freedom-fighting patriot, too.

[Okeefenokee]

Police officer, actually.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Police officer, actually.

I’m actually frightened of you now. You were just annoying and sad, but now... yikes.