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Re: NEED HELP

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:06 am

TheReal_ND wrote:I THINK HE SAID HE IDENTIFIES AS A TURTLE ITS OK WITH ME THOUGH I THINK ITS IMPORTANT TO EXPRESS YOURSELF DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACIST
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For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: NEED HELP

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:18 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:Tell him he was born a tortoise and that's what he will be until the day he dies from heat exhaustion in the back of the van (likely will be today).
NO ITS OK I GAVE HIM TO SOME NATURALY CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN THAT WERE LOST IN MY BACKYEARD I THINK HE IS CHILLING IN A HAMMOCK NOW AND HAVING A PIÑATA OR SOMETHING
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Re: NEED HELP

Post by Fife » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:21 am

A casket-pinata?
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Re: NEED HELP

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:34 am

I HAGE HIW I SOUND ON MY VOICEMAIL CAN SOMEONE RED PILL ME ON THE PROPER ANGLE TO TAKE MY FACE PALL PROFILE PIC?
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Re: NEED HELP

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:22 pm

Just duck face it.



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Re: NEED HELP

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:34 pm

OH GAWD ARE THERE ANY LAWYERS OUT THERE I SEE THE FLASHING LIGHTS THROUGH MUH DRIVER SIDE MIRROR HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE ASIAN MAN I WASNT DOING ANYTHING I WAS JUST PARKED UNDER A TREE NEAR A OTHER TRUCKS WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM OH HES GONE NOW OH IM LITERALLY SHAKING I NEED A TACO
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Re: NEED HELP

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:43 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:OH GAWD ARE THERE ANY LAWYERS OUT THERE I SEE THE FLASHING LIGHTS THROUGH MUH DRIVER SIDE MIRROR HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE ASIAN MAN I WASNT DOING ANYTHING I WAS JUST PARKED UNDER A TREE NEAR A OTHER TRUCKS WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM OH HES GONE NOW OH IM LITERALLY SHAKING I NEED A TACO
That's nothing. I'm parked in a field surrounded by camping Buddhists. What do I do?
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Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:47 pm

DO THEY HAVE ANY TACOS BECAUSE TACOS ARE VERY GOD GOD I LOVE BEING DICKED OVER FOR PARKING ON PUBLIC thruway BECAUSE IT MEANS I HET THE SEEET SWEER TACOS
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Post by Montegriffo » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:50 pm

Nah, only falafel and houmus because of the Islamic take over. Fish and chips are illegal now.
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Re: NEED HELP

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:56 pm

HOW DO I GET A HOOD NIGHT SLEEP I KEEP HEARING ABOUT MY PILLOW AND IT SOUNDS GREAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP ME SLEEP ITS VERY WARM THANKS OBAMA
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