NEED HELP

[TheReal_ND]

MY VAN IS UPSIDE DOWN AND I SMELL SMOKE

I THINK I HEAR MUSLIM I CANT SEE OUT OF MY RIGHT EYE

MY PHONE IS STUCK IN CAPS LOCK FOR SOME REASON AND I TRIED SHUTTING IT OFF AND SHUTTING IT ON AGAIN HOW DO I FIX MY CREDIT SCORE AND BUY LAND IN THE COUNTRY?

[Dand]

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Get beheaded for insulting the prophet

[TheReal_ND]

WHY ARE THERE NINJAS AROUND MY TRUCK SEND HELP PLEASE

[Ex-California]

Lay off the acid?

Watch this

[Speaker to Animals]

What is drugs?

[Xenophon]

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[TheReal_ND]

I SLIPPED IN THE TUB PLEASE ALWRT THE AUTHORITIES TELL TRUMPO TO SEND HELP WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTED OF OUR GREATEST ALLY AND A FUTURE FOR SOMALI CHILDREN

[TheReal_ND]

IM STARTING TO FEEL WOOZY PLEASW EXPLAIN HOW TO RESET A LEG I THINK I LEARNED THAT ON YOUTUBE GEORGE SOROS WILL PAY GOR HIS BATH TUB PYRAMID SCHEME IF I HAVE TO GOVE UP MY TIME SHARE

[Speaker to Animals]

IM STARTING TO FEEL WOOZY PLEASW EXPLAIN HOW TO RESET A LEG I THINK I LEARNED THAT ON YOUTUBE GEORGE SOROS WILL PAY GOR HIS BATH TUB PYRAMID SCHEME IF I HAVE TO GOVE UP MY TIME SHARE

Here is an instructional video:

[Fife]

IM STARTING TO FEEL WOOZY PLEASW EXPLAIN HOW TO RESET A LEG I THINK I LEARNED THAT ON YOUTUBE GEORGE SOROS WILL PAY GOR HIS BATH TUB PYRAMID SCHEME IF I HAVE TO GOVE UP MY TIME SHARE

Here is an instructional video:

I did the Crow Pose on my last camping trip on KY Lake, I just didn't know it had a name at the time. Also, I wasn't nekkid. We struck out at the bar in Dover earlier in the day.