Need Help
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Ex-California
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Need Help
My daughter got in my dog's face when they were playing and he bit her pretty good on the face. I think she needs stitches. Any ideas on how to lie to Urgent Care so the State doesn't try and take my dog away?
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Hastur
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Re: Need Help
How old is the dog?
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DBTrek
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Re: Need Help
Condolences, man.
And no. A medical professional will probably be able to identify a dog bite, don't you think?
And no. A medical professional will probably be able to identify a dog bite, don't you think?
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Hanarchy Montanarchy
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Re: Need Help
Man, sorry to hear that.California wrote:My daughter got in my dog's face when they were playing and he bit her pretty good on the face. I think she needs stitches. Any ideas on how to lie to Urgent Care so the State doesn't try and take my dog away?
I think if this is the first incident with your dog it is fine though... but I'm not positive.
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Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: Need Help
7Hastur wrote:How old is the dog?
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Martin Hash
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Re: Need Help
I never reported dog bites in the ER.
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Hastur
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Re: Need Help
Shit happens. Have you done any work on Bite Inhibition? Mast of the time it comes naturally but it can be taught, even to older dogs.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Re: Need Help
1 - Move out of California, goofball.
2 - Tell them you bit her face.
3 - Say it was a stray dog that wandered into your yard
4 - Get off the fucking website, and take care of your daughter.
2 - Tell them you bit her face.
3 - Say it was a stray dog that wandered into your yard
4 - Get off the fucking website, and take care of your daughter.
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SilverEagle
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Re: Need Help
Points 1, 3, and 4 is what I was going to say.GrumpyCatFace wrote:1 - Move out of California, goofball.
2 - Tell them you bit her face.
3 - Say it was a stray dog that wandered into your yard
4 - Get off the fucking website, and take care of your daughter.
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Re: Need Help
I posted in the waiting room from my phone while my wife is holding her haha
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