What is politically wrong with cargo shorts?

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Shit, small town. We had off campus lunches my whole life.

I would smoke cigarettes under the bridge... tables are for nerds.

[Martin Hash]

I've stopped wearing underwear with any shorts

This here is why this forum can't have nice things.

[TheReal_ND]

Lewd!

[SilverEagle]

I like cargo shorts. Fight the power.

I agree. lol. I wear them in the summer and early fall. I could give two shits what others think. My wife like me to wear them so.....I could care less what other cunts thinks, male and female. I mean what's not to like about them? They don't look bad plus I can carry my wallet, knife, keys, extra ammo. They are the Swiss army knife of the shorts world!

[Martin Hash]

Another thing about cargo shorts is that months, sometimes years later, you find cool stuff in the pockets.

[SilverEagle]

I always have 2 spares in my pocket, with the tees. I never cheat because I'm not a fucking scumbag.

Agreed! Plus sometimes I may have a J and lighter stashed away. When my swing starts going haywire I blaze up and boom back to hitting the ball straight again.

[TheReal_ND]

Ok smitty was right. Again.

[adwinistrator]

It's actually pretty bad to carry around more golf balls. Looks like cheating. They should stay with the caddy or on the cart.

More importantly, by carrying spare golf balls in your shorts, you're sabotaging your mental game.

You've already accepted that your next swing is going to be a snap hook, a slice into the trees, and that you know you're going to lose that ball.

Even as you go through your routine, you'll know your confidence is a facade, because you have a pocket full of spare balls.

[SuburbanFarmer]

It's actually pretty bad to carry around more golf balls. Looks like cheating. They should stay with the caddy or on the cart.

More importantly, by carrying spare golf balls in your shorts, you're sabotaging your mental game.

You've already accepted that your next swing is going to be a snap hook, a slice into the trees, and that you know you're going to lose that ball.

Even as you go through your routine, you'll know your confidence is a facade, because you have a pocket full of spare balls.

That's pretty much golf, yeah. I know I'm going through at least 4-10 balls in a round, and accept it. It's just about getting outside and enjoying silence.

[Smitty-48]

Ok smitty was right. Again.

You're the one who convinced me, I hadn't even really thought about it, obviously one must be properly attired on the Greens, but other than that, I was fine with cargo shorts, but now that you bring it up, it's basically just left over from the 90's Grunge Era, which is SJW degnerate to the max, that's the Original Hipster Faggots, that's where all this Hipster Faggotry came from in the first place, so opposing cargo shorts, is actually MAGA if you think about it, cargo shorts are right up there with neck beards and man purses, whereas MAGA, is Navy SEAL UDT.