FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

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FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by K@th » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:31 pm

It's Friday - let's celebrate stupidity!

FLORIDA: ZOO EMPLOYEE KILLED AFTER ATTEMPTING TO RAPE AN ALLIGATOR
According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by pineapplemike » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:53 pm

wow

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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by Ex-California » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:56 pm

Florida.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:03 pm

He won't try that again.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:04 pm

California wrote:Florida.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:17 pm

Probably fake, but funny. The picture in the story is a crocodile too.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:21 pm

This was real though:



That horse hates gators as much as I do.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by C-Mag » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:40 pm

:snooty:

I thought I was going to open this and see Little Boots Rubio raping a U or Florida Coed ?
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:53 pm

C-Mag wrote::snooty:

I thought I was going to open this and see Little Boots Rubio raping a U or Florida Coed ?
Average height of a male college student has to be somewhere around 5'11". Rubio is a power bottom anyway.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

Post by K@th » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:59 pm

Fake news :oops:
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