Literal Odds and Ends

[Hastur]

19?
How do you avoid that?
:shakes head in Swedish:

[Montegriffo]

19?
How do you avoid that?
:shakes head in Swedish:

Common decency, public nudity is for savages.

What were you on TV for?

[SuburbanFarmer]

4.

Which ones?

3,6,10,17

[Montegriffo]

4.

Which ones?

3,6,10,17

Never been arrested? I thought you had a wild youth.
Well done for not getting caught I suppose.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Which ones?

3,6,10,17

Never been arrested? I thought you had a wild youth.
Well done for not getting caught I suppose.

Yeah, I’m pretty surprised myself.

[Montegriffo]

3,6,10,17

Never been arrested? I thought you had a wild youth.
Well done for not getting caught I suppose.

Yeah, I’m pretty surprised myself.

I'm curious to know what Hastur was arrested for but it's not polite to ask.
I've been arrested 3 times. Twice for cannabis and once for suspected car theft which I wasn't charged for ( My mate unwittingly bought a stolen car and I was in it when it was pulled by the police).

[SuburbanFarmer]

Never been arrested? I thought you had a wild youth.
Well done for not getting caught I suppose.

Yeah, I’m pretty surprised myself.

I'm curious to know what Hastur was arrested for but it's not polite to ask.
I've been arrested 3 times. Twice for cannabis and once for suspected car theft which I wasn't charged for ( My mate unwittingly bought a stolen car and I was in it when it was pulled by the police).

Went through a drinking checkpoint while holding one eye open.

Was in a car that got pulled over with an ounce of pot in it. Cops let us go.

Got caught doing 25 over.

I’m pretty good with cops I guess. Also, the police state wasn’t a thing in the 90s.

[Hastur]

19?
How do you avoid that?
:shakes head in Swedish:

Common decency, public nudity is for savages.

What were you on TV for?

You don’t wear bathing clothes in the sauna and there is no time to put it on before jumping in the lake. Also teenage beach parties at night. How do you not end up skinny dipping?

I was interviewed on national news during the D&D suicide scare. I ran a games store back then. I was also on a morning show playing paintball with some celebrities when that fad hit. I imported markers and sold them in the story so TV contacted me to set it up.

[Hastur]

Never been arrested? I thought you had a wild youth.
Well done for not getting caught I suppose.

Yeah, I’m pretty surprised myself.

I'm curious to know what Hastur was arrested for but it's not polite to ask.
I've been arrested 3 times. Twice for cannabis and once for suspected car theft which I wasn't charged for ( My mate unwittingly bought a stolen car and I was in it when it was pulled by the police).

I was arrested for tipping a city play pole and stealing a Danish flag during the soccer WC in Mexico. Sweden didn’t qualify so we cheered for the Danes. The police let us go without the flag.

I was also arrested once on suspicion of being one of Sweden’s most notorious serial shooters but that was cleared up pretty quickly. Long story.

[Montegriffo]

19?
How do you avoid that?
:shakes head in Swedish:

Common decency, public nudity is for savages.

What were you on TV for?

You don’t wear bathing clothes in the sauna and there is no time to put it on before jumping in the lake. Also teenage beach parties at night. How do you not end up skinny dipping?

I was interviewed on national news during the D&D suicide scare. I ran a games store back then. I was also on a morning show playing paintball with some celebrities when that fad hit. I imported markers and sold them in the story so TV contacted me to set it up.

I've never liked saunas. We have one on the farm which is a converted horsebox trailer insulated with sheep's fleeces that gets used on the camps but I've only used it once. I get hot enough working in kitchens and find it very unpleasant. I don't sit in the sun either if I can avoid it. I'm fair haired and fair skinned and just not built for heat.
As for beach parties, I would keep my shorts on. Public nudity is still a taboo in uptight England. It's viewed as exhibitionism and poor form.
There are a few nudist beaches around but naturists are seen as freaks and a bit of a joke.