Literal Odds and Ends

[TheReal_ND]

Holy shit this solid gold chain is giving me super human freestyle powers.

Nigga uh. I got that bling blang. Your girl like come again man. Bam Bam. Muh heater keep the block warm. We be out here hustlin gold chainz on our neck. Even the best got to be at rest cause we be rockin tha west.

[TheReal_ND]

I just noticed the image on the face of this solid gold ring looks like cartography. It seem to look like an island north west of a mountainous coast. It could almost be Cyprus. I am going to crack this gypsy code and learn where they are hiding all the gold soon.

[TheReal_ND]

I swear to fuck they thought they swindled me but little do they know

[TheReal_ND]

I think I figured it out. The Gypsies buried their gold off the coast of Florida. The island is actually a misdirection. Clearly they want to mark the underwater location of their treasure trove and stupid sheeple are going to keep looking at the island. Well that sucks for these stupid Gypsies. Unbeknownst to them, I have been training a deep sea hamster recovery team.

[Speaker to Animals]

Needs the submarine, though.

[TheReal_ND]

I have created a sumbarine as well.

[Speaker to Animals]

His submarine was the best part. Whoever murdered those hamster pioneers needs a beating.

[Speaker to Animals]

lol

[TheReal_ND]

Give Steve his chicken tendies

[Montegriffo]

I fucking hate snakes.

I disturbed one in the garden yesterday, probably a whipsnake.
Just to be sure I've just been looking up European snakes and venomous snakes of France.
Not a good idea, now I don't want to go back in the garden.
Didn't help that my next door neighbour came out and warned me to watch out for Vipers as I'm clearing the scrub.

One of the snakes I've seen here before looks a lot like this one...

...which is the European common Viper.