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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:34 pm

I'm wearing this bling rn fuck the haters
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:42 pm

Holy shit. Someone tamped "18k" on this jewelry. I think I'm rich now.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:45 pm

Judging by the weight of this pure 18k gold jewelery I just invested in, I believe I may have netted close to 2 thousand dollars. I'm going to put this money to good use. I would like to fund a new social media platform for Mr. Metokur to stream on. I would also like to contribute money towards AIPAC for those sweet sweet gibs.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:55 pm

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Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:32 pm
 I just emptied my wallet to some Gypsies. I thought it was hilarious. They kept trying to sell me fake jewelry because it was an emergency and they needed to get to Florida. I told them Florida is a very bad place and they said they know but they would sell me this gold ring for 200 dollars. I was laughing while he took it off and told him I would give him ten dollars. He said give him twenty because the kids in the back seat were starving and the wife pleaded to give him fifty. I couldn't help myself I was so amused with the whole thing I got a sweet bundle of one "gold" chain and one "gold" ring for forty dollars. I am still laughing the whole thing was hilarious to me. Best forty bucks I ever spent. And I got some sweet sweet bling lmao

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Post by Smitty-48 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:56 pm

Gypsies gotta stick tegethah.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:59 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:55 pm
TheReal_ND wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:32 pm
 I just emptied my wallet to some Gypsies. I thought it was hilarious. They kept trying to sell me fake jewelry because it was an emergency and they needed to get to Florida. I told them Florida is a very bad place and they said they know but they would sell me this gold ring for 200 dollars. I was laughing while he took it off and told him I would give him ten dollars. He said give him twenty because the kids in the back seat were starving and the wife pleaded to give him fifty. I couldn't help myself I was so amused with the whole thing I got a sweet bundle of one "gold" chain and one "gold" ring for forty dollars. I am still laughing the whole thing was hilarious to me. Best forty bucks I ever spent. And I got some sweet sweet bling lmao

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Smitty-48 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:06 pm

Look at those grubby little crab claws, don't you ever trim your nails, you filthy villain?
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:08 pm

Smitty-48 wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:06 pm
 Look at those grubby little crab claws, don't you ever trim your nails, you filthy villain?
Lately nah. Soon yeah. I'm not inspection ready any day of the week.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Smitty-48 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:10 pm

TheReal_ND wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:08 pm
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:06 pm
 Look at those grubby little crab claws, don't you ever trim your nails, you filthy villain?
Lately nah. Soon yeah. I'm not inspection ready any day of the week.
Can't go to fight club with nails like that.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pm

Now that I have these nice gold jeweleries maybe I don't care. Look at the fucking bling I copped for forty bucks. This is the real story. It literally says "18k" right on the inset. I bet you are all jealous you don't come up big like this like I do nearly everyday. All I do is make money. It's like nigga, are you even trying? You're poor? Get some game like this nigga.
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