Thanks EPA

[Fife]

Until the revolution, the bounty of human interaction and goodwill will belong almost exclusively to the Party members and their lackeys, and the hackers clever enough to shortcut tyranny.

Meanwhile, enjoy your shitty shower, proles. Don't forget to make your kids take their shitty showers also early in the morning and put on their dirty underwear to make it to the government school in time for the 7AM shakedown.


Your Shower Is Lame, Your Dishwasher Doesn’t Work, and Your Clothes are Dirty

It’s a pretty astonishing fact, if you think about it. The government ruined our showers by truncating our personal rights to have a great shower even when we are willing to pay for one. Sure, you can hack your showerhead but each year this gets more difficult to do. Today it requires drills and hammers, whereas it used to just require a screwdriver.

[TheReal_ND]

So that's why that Mexican was selling boxes of showerheads from a hotel at a garage sale. I had no idea.... huh

[Fife]

So that's why that Mexican was selling boxes of showerheads from a hotel at a garage sale. I had no idea.... huh

Now you know, prole.

You're the only one I know who has the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby.

From the Jeffrey Tucker link in the OP:

[Speaker to Animals]

Those shower heads are for horses, man. You're going to have a bad time.

[Fife]

Aren't you proud to be an American, knowing that you need to go to the Brazilian black market to get a decent shower?

[TheReal_ND]

So that's why that Mexican was selling boxes of showerheads from a hotel at a garage sale. I had no idea.... huh

Now you know, prole.

You're the only one I know who has the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby.

From the Jeffrey Tucker link in the OP:

Lol. Isn't there a website where you can watch full episodes?

[Fife]

EPA To Alaskans In Sub-Zero Temps: Stop Burning Wood To Keep Warm

[Okeefenokee]

EPA To Alaskans In Sub-Zero Temps: Stop Burning Wood To Keep Warm

We should hook them up with some saw dust stoves or rocket mass heaters. They're virtually smokeless.