Holiday season

User avatar
Xenophon
Posts: 2713
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:41 am

Re: Holiday season

Post by Xenophon » Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:43 am

My daughter got about a thousand new toys. Between my family and my wife's, we've attended 5 Christmas events. So at night, I'm running around like the Grinch putting away all my daughter's old toys.
Top
User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Holiday season

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:46 am

Xenophon wrote:My daughter got about a thousand new toys. Between my family and my wife's, we've attended 5 Christmas events. So at night, I'm running around like the Grinch putting away all my daughter's old toys.

Box them up and tell her Santa came by after she had gone to bed and informed you there was a mistake, and his elves mis-allocated too many presents to her, and he really needed them back to give to the kids down the street.
Top
User avatar
DrYouth
Posts: 4050
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:13 pm
Location: Canadastan

Re: Holiday season

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:02 am

Prepare yourself for the Christmas kiddy hangover...
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
Top
User avatar
SuburbanFarmer
Posts: 25085
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:50 am
Location: Ohio

Re: Holiday season

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:12 pm

Made the long trip to hang out with my dad in CT for a few days. Cleaned out some poker tournaments, got some more goodies, and had some New England Clam Chowdah.

Good times indeed.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

Formerly GrumpyCatFace

https://youtu.be/CYbT8-rSqo0
Top
User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Holiday season

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:19 pm

Brace yourselves for the gym next week.
Top
User avatar
DrYouth
Posts: 4050
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:13 pm
Location: Canadastan

Re: Holiday season

Post by DrYouth » Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:03 am

New Years approaching...

Might actually ring it in this year.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
Top
User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Holiday season

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:25 am

Yeah, it's a new thing. Gyms are not accepting new members in Jan. You might want to pick a new resolution before the 1st. Get the word out.
Top
Okeefenokee
Posts: 12950
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm
Location: The Great Place

Re: Holiday season

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:33 pm

Mmmmmmmm.

Honey whiskey and hot apple cider. My favorite holiday tradition.

They were sold out of honey Jack, so I got honey Jim.

Still good.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

viewtopic.php?p=60751#p60751
Top

Return to “Odds & Ends”