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Montegriffo
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Post by Montegriffo » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:16 pm

Just checked my inbox and I have a request for a CV (resume) before arranging an interview for that TV celeb' job. Bugger, more work. I have never been good at keeping it up to date and I am so far behind I may as well start again. Might have to write that small book after all. :lol:

Just sent off my CV. Managed to keep it down to two pages and was intentionally vague about dates etc.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:14 am

We all have to sell ourselves. Art of the Deal.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:16 am

Montegriffo wrote:Just checked my inbox and I have a request for a CV (resume) before arranging an interview for that TV celeb' job. Bugger, more work. I have never been good at keeping it up to date and I am so far behind I may as well start again. Might have to write that small book after all. :lol:
Dude I can fire you off a resume for low cost. I'm really good at them. However, in the current market what impresses people the most is prior employment advocacy. Like actual references.
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Post by Montegriffo » Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:20 am

TheReal_ND wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Just checked my inbox and I have a request for a CV (resume) before arranging an interview for that TV celeb' job. Bugger, more work. I have never been good at keeping it up to date and I am so far behind I may as well start again. Might have to write that small book after all. :lol:
Dude I can fire you off a resume for low cost. I'm really good at them. However, in the current market what impresses people the most is prior employment advocacy. Like actual references.
I was just going to fire a huge list of jobs I've done in no particular order whilst trying not to look like someone who can't hold down a job for more than 6 months. :lol:
I'm putting it off till the last minute just like scule.
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Post by Montegriffo » Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:22 am

Got a long list of previous employers who will say what ever I want them to luckily.
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Post by atanamis » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:15 am

Montegriffo wrote:Got a long list of previous employers who will say what ever I want them to luckily.
In that case, tell them to say nice things. Employers like to hear nice things from prior employers! ;)
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Post by Montegriffo » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:18 am

atanamis wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Got a long list of previous employers who will say what ever I want them to luckily.
In that case, tell them to say nice things. Employers like to hear nice things from prior employers! ;)
Oh yes, two of my best friends are ex employers, I won't even have to tell them.
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Post by Montegriffo » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:22 am

I really need a job now so I can stop spamming this place up and let someone else get a word in.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:14 am

Or you can just marry a piker chick and make a living off stealing tourist's cameras and purses. You are already halfway there, though you probably need to upgrade to a proper caravan.
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Post by Montegriffo » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:22 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:Or you can just marry a piker chick and make a living off stealing tourist's cameras and purses. You are already halfway there, though you probably need to upgrade to a proper caravan.
The word is pikey.
Comes from travelling the turn pikes (toll roads)
And that's just not nice.....
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