Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:32 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:Black bears can get fairly big if you keep feeding the motherfuckers. They are pretty harmless though. They don't like dogs. Quit being a pussy.

That's the fucking problem. In the city limits there are too many filthy hippies. They won't let anybody hunt the bears. The bears are living off humans. The bears don't give a shit about fear. They will walk right the fuck up to you.

It was about two years ago that one of them pulled a kid out of his hammock and almost killed him. They flew the kid out to the regional hospital, but I am sure he was pretty well fucked by the experienced.

Then last year there was another attack. The rangers in both national parks are trying to figure out how to deal with it.

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Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:33 pm

Bear mace.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:40 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:Bear mace.


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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:52 pm

We also have hiking trails all over the place that act like bear highways.

The hippies have basically made the place into a bear sanctuary city (no joke).

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Post by de officiis » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:02 pm

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Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:10 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:Bear mace.

What a faggot
de officiis wrote:
That's a brown bear. Those can kill you.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:04 pm

stop.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:06 pm

Parate.

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Post by Fife » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:38 pm

HA! Title of motion in lawsuit against Buzzfeed is ‘amazing’ http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2017/03/2 ... s-amazing/

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