Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

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Re: Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:11 pm

Fife wrote:
Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:05 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
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Democrat problems..
One user writes, "The first software update for the shoe threw an error while updating, bricking the right shoe." Another says, "App will only sync with left shoe and then fails every time. Also, app says left shoe is already connected to another device whenever I try to reinstall and start over."

"My left shoe won't even reboot." writes another. One user offers a possible solution, saying, "You need to do a manual reset of both shoes per the instructions."

Calling a smart shoe that can't use its smart features a "brick" might seem a little extreme, but keep in mind, with no manual laces, you need to trigger the self lacing feature to tighten the shoes around your feet. If the firmware update fails and you can't lace up your shoes anymore, they are kind of useless as shoes.

In response to the reports on Google Play, Nike said, "We are aware of the issue and are actively working on a solution."
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/02 ... -sneakers/


One second after is going to be a blast, fam.

Was the "Internet of Shit" thread here or all the way back on the DCF?

How am I supposed to gather up firewood? My phone can't see my shoes!
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One second after is going to be so much fun with people like this everywhere.

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Re: Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:10 pm

Mother FEEDS her video-game addicted 13-year-old son who refuses to step away from his screen during marathon 48-hour sessions

Lilybeth Marvel, 37, from the Philippines, is forced to feed her 13-year-old child
Carlito is obsessed with a battle royale PC game called 'Rules of Survival'
She filmed herself attempting to feed him during a marathon 48-hour session
They have withdrawn the teenager from school due to his chronic addiction
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... o=embedded



It's starting to seem like the Unibomber had a point.

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Re: Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:09 pm

Meanwhile in Liverpool..


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Post by C-Mag » Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:18 pm

Another Freedom Forklift at work freeing the oppressed.
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Re: Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:22 pm

C-Mag wrote:
Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:18 pm
Another Freedom Forklift at work freeing the oppressed.
Problem: the police finally caught up with him a few days later. It turns out he actually had been paid, but he didn't check his bank account before redecorating.

Seems like our version of a Bernie bro.

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Post by C-Mag » Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:27 pm

Hey, my need to see Freedom Forklifts is high, don't red pill me :?
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:00 pm

C-Mag wrote:
Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:27 pm
Hey, my need to see Freedom Forklifts is high, don't red pill me :?
Here you go, man.


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Re: Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:37 pm

Wish granted!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/0 ... ut-ensues/


Another democrat brought to justice.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:08 pm



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Why does awesome shit like this never happen when I go to the zoo?

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Re: Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

Post by Ex-California » Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:31 pm

The only reason I don't want that to happen when I"m at the zoo would be the looks I get while hysterically laughing
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