The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:23 pm

You have to skip half way through the video to get past the useless cinematic. The gameplay shown looks like every other fucking FPS out already. Boring.

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by The Conservative » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:25 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:23 pm
You have to skip half way through the video to get past the useless cinematic. The gameplay shown looks like every other fucking FPS out already. Boring.
Cripes you are a baby... have you ever looked at it beyond the trailer yet?
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:29 pm

The Conservative wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:25 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:23 pm
You have to skip half way through the video to get past the useless cinematic. The gameplay shown looks like every other fucking FPS out already. Boring.
Cripes you are a baby... have you ever looked at it beyond the trailer yet?
Is there anything there that significantly differs from every other near-future FPS?

It's so fucking lazy to make the same game over and over again.

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by The Conservative » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:38 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:29 pm
The Conservative wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:25 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:23 pm
You have to skip half way through the video to get past the useless cinematic. The gameplay shown looks like every other fucking FPS out already. Boring.
Cripes you are a baby... have you ever looked at it beyond the trailer yet?
Is there anything there that significantly differs from every other near-future FPS?

It's so fucking lazy to make the same game over and over again.
You know what, it's not worth my time trying to explain to you the alure of this game. If you can't figure it out on your own, so be it. Here is a hint, Halo.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:00 pm

The Conservative wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:38 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:29 pm
The Conservative wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:25 pm


Cripes you are a baby... have you ever looked at it beyond the trailer yet?
Is there anything there that significantly differs from every other near-future FPS?

It's so fucking lazy to make the same game over and over again.
You know what, it's not worth my time trying to explain to you the alure of this game. If you can't figure it out on your own, so be it. Here is a hint, Halo.
Halo is not very alluring.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by pineapplemike » Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:46 pm

halo is dope i can't wait for the PC re-release of halo 2 with online multiplayer, no release date yet https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/03/12 ... -and-steam

also where the fuck is any new information about the last of us 2? for fucks sake

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by The Conservative » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:35 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:00 pm
The Conservative wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:38 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:29 pm


Is there anything there that significantly differs from every other near-future FPS?

It's so fucking lazy to make the same game over and over again.
You know what, it's not worth my time trying to explain to you the alure of this game. If you can't figure it out on your own, so be it. Here is a hint, Halo.
Halo is not very alluring.
It was one of the godfathers of all the games you play now...
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:39 pm

So was Pong. If I released a Pong clone you"d throw money at it?

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by The Conservative » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:35 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:39 pm
So was Pong. If I released a Pong clone you"d throw money at it?
You obviously haven't kept up with the times... people have given millions if not billions to clone games. It's your loss if you don't want to take part in it.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:40 pm

Millions of people turned gay on us too. That doesn't mean I find pleasure in sucking dick. Do you?

I just said I am fucking bored with that same fucking FPS game. It's the same game over and over and over again.

I am sick of the reboots too.


Let's have original content again.