The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:29 pm

We should totally become pirates in this game.

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:35 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:25 pm
Okeefenokee wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:18 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:29 pm
Actual game in actual beta status on sale for early access at $12:50



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Your job is to try to get to the center of the universe, because there's something there.
This is a joke, right?

I think he means the center of the galaxy. Which might as well be the universe as far as the game is concerned. The galaxy seems pretty freaking huge, dude.
It's a randomly generated universe/galaxy with something at the center. Do you not know why that should raise red flags?
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by The Conservative » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:38 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:25 pm
Okeefenokee wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:18 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:29 pm
Actual game in actual beta status on sale for early access at $12:50



Runs on Ubuntu derivatives.
Your job is to try to get to the center of the universe, because there's something there.
This is a joke, right?

I think he means the center of the galaxy. Which might as well be the universe as far as the game is concerned. The galaxy seems pretty freaking huge, dude.
It's only as large as the game allows it to be. Remember, there are games out there that allow you to take over the universe one section at the time, which by all intended purposes should not be possible, but we are also talking game logic too...

So, yeah... there is that bit of faith you got to take with every game.

Anyway, we already know what's in the center of the universe, it's a cluster of massive black holes...
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:44 pm

Just like the first guy said, X-3 meets Space Engineers.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:45 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:44 pm
Just like the first guy said, X-3 meets Space Engineers.
Seems like a fun game, dude.

The build tools are great. You can pretty much build whatever you want.

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:47 pm

SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:47 pm

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:10 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:45 pm
Okeefenokee wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:44 pm
Just like the first guy said, X-3 meets Space Engineers.
Seems like a fun game, dude.

The build tools are great. You can pretty much build whatever you want.
It's been out for five years. It's called space engineers. It's thirteen bucks.

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:39 pm

You saw that mining mechanic, right?

Find a rock. Point and click. Move to another rock. Point and click. Over and over.

That's the way they did it in the X series, and in Vendetta, and in Elite, and in NMS, and every other space game ever.

The genre died for a reason. Re-releasing the same years old mechanics won't change that.

The same was true for the guitar hero games getting re-released every year.

The same was true for the WW2 shooters getting re-released every year.

Battle royale games from the 90s made a comeback with DOTA and PubG and the like, and the market is already so saturated they'll be on their way out again soon.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:35 am

It's not really Space Engineers. There is a lot more to it. You are pissed that the game actually exists. Go back to your SC cinematics.