Literal Odds and Ends

[Speaker to Animals]

I am at the gym now, so I will explain later, but it was boss as fuck.

[Haumana]

No, it was a donkey I chased down and caught in Iraq. I jumped on his back and rode him around a little.

[Okeefenokee]

Still waiting on this damn story about the fire.

[Haumana]

Still waiting on this damn story about the fire.

Right?

[Okeefenokee]

No, it was a donkey I chased down and caught in Iraq. I jumped on his back and rode him around a little.

Scouts have no behavior.

[SuburbanFarmer]

No, it was a donkey I chased down and caught in Iraq. I jumped on his back and rode him around a little.

Scouts have no behavior.

I remember seeing something like this before. Apparently, it's not all that uncommon for spec ops to ride donkeys around the desert.

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/11 ... back-again

[Speaker to Animals]

I was sitting in my Jeep in a parking lot. A fire broke out across the road. Jumped out with my fire extinguisher, ran across the road. Millennials from a nearby restaurant were running around freaking out. While I was keeping the fire at bay with the fire extinguisher, I ordered one to call the fire department and a few others to grab water from the restaurant. Right when my extinguisher was exhausted, the fire truck pulled up and they doused the whole area.

It was good timing, though, because it was a fire under the mulch all around this landscaping area. I was just barely keeping it from really exploding into a much bigger deal.

[Speaker to Animals]

Scouts have no behavior.

I remember seeing something like this before. Apparently, it's not all that uncommon for spec ops to ride donkeys around the desert.

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/11 ... back-again

That's a pony. Okee stole some Haji's little donkey and rode it away. It was a tiny little creature, probably his only friend in the world.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I was sitting in my Jeep in a parking lot. A fire broke out across the road. Jumped out with my fire extinguisher, ran across the road. Millennials from a nearby restaurant were running around freaking out. While I was keeping the fire at bay with the fire extinguisher, I ordered one to call the fire department and a few others to grab water from the restaurant. Right when my extinguisher was exhausted, the fire truck pulled up and they doused the whole area.

It was good timing, though, because it was a fire under the mulch all around this landscaping area. I was just barely keeping it from really exploding into a much bigger deal.

Good job, dude.


However, I have to ask why you were 'sitting in your Jeep' across the street from this mysterious inferno. Did the restaurant owner owe you money?

[Speaker to Animals]

I was sitting in my Jeep in a parking lot. A fire broke out across the road. Jumped out with my fire extinguisher, ran across the road. Millennials from a nearby restaurant were running around freaking out. While I was keeping the fire at bay with the fire extinguisher, I ordered one to call the fire department and a few others to grab water from the restaurant. Right when my extinguisher was exhausted, the fire truck pulled up and they doused the whole area.

It was good timing, though, because it was a fire under the mulch all around this landscaping area. I was just barely keeping it from really exploding into a much bigger deal.

Good job, dude.


However, I have to ask why you were 'sitting in your Jeep' across the street from this mysterious inferno. Did the restaurant owner owe you money?

I was just mixing my pre-workout. I dindu nuffin.