Literal Odds and Ends

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Post by K@th » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:02 pm

Can't you get BBC on the interwebs, live stream?
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:03 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:There is a book in the room. Something called "the holy bible"
Anyone know if it's worth reading? This copy doesn't even say who it's written by.
Drug addled ramblings of some middle eastern shepherds. Don't bother.
No car chases or gunfights then?

Good news is the wifi seems good enough to watch the BBC iPlayer on so can watch QI after all.
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Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:03 pm

Kath wrote:Can't you get BBC on the interwebs, live stream?
Yep it seems I can.
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Post by K@th » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:06 pm

*whew* Glad that's settled. I wouldn't want you to miss QI!
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:08 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
You have a direct connection to the ENTIRE COLLECTION OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE :lol:

As long as you have a phone charger, you should never be bored, ever. Check out "Extra History" on youtube.

Human knowledge or porn hub.
This is a Christian conference centre. Pretty sure the WIFI will have a block on porn.

But are the Protestants?

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Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:19 pm

Yep, church of England. It's actually owned by the local All Hallows convent.
There are only about 6 nuns left now and they are all in their 80s and 90s.
They own shit loads of land and lots of buildings in Bungay. Apparently they have ten million in the bank but are leaving the convent to go into care homes.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:23 pm

Montegriffo wrote:Yep, church of England. It's actually owned by the local All Hallows convent.
There are only about 6 nuns left now and they are all in their 80s and 90s.
They own shit loads of land and lots of buildings in Bungay. Apparently they have ten million in the bank but are leaving the convent to go into care homes.

Grindr is probably up and running, then.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:27 pm

Nah, I take that back. If it were Catholic priests, Grindr would be streaming. Bet that. Especially the Euros.

European Protestants.. probably BigTiddies.com.

That's pretty much the fallen state of Christ's Church in our time, honestly.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:19 pm

Found a pit puppy. No collar. He looks about 10 months old. Pretty boy.
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Post by Montegriffo » Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:16 am

One of the residents has made a rather good snow angel outside. Just checking, is that idolatry or blasphemy?
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