Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Kath]

Every morning is Sunday morning when you're retired. Freedom Forty Five.

I tried to resign today, but my boss said no. Ugh, now I have to re-explain it all again on Monday.

Move to Nevada. Run a whorehouse. That's how the Trump's got started. Cha-ching.
Freest fuckin' state in the Union.

The problem is that I don't want to quit, and my leadership knows it. They are going to bend over backwards to make me happy, but I don't think they can. I was relishing in the thought of taking 3-4 months off. Nerd is going to sacrifice a bit, so I can. Jury is still out.

I've been to Nevada; it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna live there, and all that. Whorehouses, though? Shit.... I know how hard it is to make women happy. lol... and I am relatively uninterested in most people's happiness.

[Smitty-48]

Just get dat papuh, it's not what happiness is all about, none the less, it's second only to love.

[StCapps]

Well looks like the Avs want to get Bednar fired, dreaded 2-0 lead choked away against the Ducks for fuck sakes.

[Smitty-48]

Auston Matthews is playing like he wants Babcock fired.

[StCapps]

The only way this pays off is if the Avs win the draft lottery, two picks in the top three or top four, sure would be sweet. But if they don't, what a waste.

[Smitty-48]

Loafs have the talent to go all the way, it's in the hands of the Hockey Gods.

I take their cockiness as a good sign, all dynasties were cocky.

Still could come back to haunt them, but whatever, it's out of my hands.

[StCapps]

12.8% chance of making the playoffs after tonights debacle, might as well just tank for the rest of the year, as the playoffs are pretty much a pipe dream now.

[Smitty-48]

I don't look at the percentages, for example, the Leafs were down 5-2 and came back to win 7-6 on 51 shots.

That is Stanley Cup winning firepower.

[Smitty-48]

Obviously Freddie Fuck Face is gonna have to bring his A game throughout.

Obviously they would have to take their defence by committee to another level.

None the less, if they do that, they've got a decent shot at it.

[Smitty-48]

Tweed Houndstooth is a nice product.

This batch says it's only 15% THC but seems pretty strong enough.

The buds however are perfectly grown, dried and crystalized, with no shakes.

Tweed is the luxurious brand.