Jeff Sessions the asshat!

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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by Fife » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:54 am

Clearly, Beauregard Sessions should mobilize the DEA against the gangsters at that "coffee" company.
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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:58 am

Tell him the company is run by libertarians.
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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by SilverEagle » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:59 am

Fife wrote:Clearly, Beauregard Sessions should mobilize the DEA against the gangsters at that "coffee" company.
:lol: :lol: Silly Fife....its okay to drink our drugs. :mrgreen:
There is a time for good men to do bad things.

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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by The Conservative » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:00 am

Nukedog wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Fife wrote:Switch to decaf.

Turns out the decaf has estradiol in it, though.
Dafuq is that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estradiol
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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by Fife » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:01 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:Tell him the company is run by libertarians.

Make sure to tell him to slip a condom on under his street clothes before you tell something that salacious.
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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by Fife » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:02 am

SilverEagle wrote:
Fife wrote:Clearly, Beauregard Sessions should mobilize the DEA against the gangsters at that "coffee" company.
:lol: :lol: Silly Fife....its okay to drink our drugs. :mrgreen:
Nay, nay.... prohibition now, prohibition tomorrow, prohibition forever!

Also remember that all that is not prohibited is mandatory.
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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:04 am

Who am I kidding? A company that sells botulism coffee has to be run by libertarians.
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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by Kazmyr » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:14 am

A lil' Botulism'll put some hair on your chest. Sack up.

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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by SilverEagle » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:22 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Who am I kidding? A company that sells botulism coffee has to be run by libertarians.
StA you can shove that big knife in your avatar and shove it straight up your ass. You're a scumbag!
There is a time for good men to do bad things.

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Re: Jeff Sessions the asshat!

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:35 pm

SilverEagle wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:Who am I kidding? A company that sells botulism coffee has to be run by libertarians.
StA you can shove that big knife in your avatar and shove it straight up your ass. You're a scumbag!
Well, it was pretty funny...
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