Literal Odds and Ends

[SuburbanFarmer]

To explain why the kid has a bruised chest.

They usually are on an official form, and the school keeps one to cover their ass.

I have one that says my son and another boy ran into each other when they were being chased by a monster. You don't get certified evidence of the existence of monsters everyday, so I held onto it.

To be clear, as a parent, I have to give the school a note to explain why my kid has a bruise or cut? And if I don't, what they call DCF on me?

No, dumbass. The letter is from the school to the parent.

"You gave us your kid, and he got hurt. We didn't beat him. This is how he got hurt."

Thank you for explaining. That was a scary thought.

[Okeefenokee]

To be clear, as a parent, I have to give the school a note to explain why my kid has a bruise or cut? And if I don't, what they call DCF on me?

No, dumbass. The letter is from the school to the parent.

"You gave us your kid, and he got hurt. We didn't beat him. This is how he got hurt."

Thank you for explaining. That was a scary thought.

Have you not had any dealings with childcare?

[TheReal_ND]

Tbh I'll pull your jugular through your neck you keep saying things are on the line but you're so wrong.

[SuburbanFarmer]

No, dumbass. The letter is from the school to the parent.

"You gave us your kid, and he got hurt. We didn't beat him. This is how he got hurt."

Thank you for explaining. That was a scary thought.

Have you not had any dealings with childcare?

Not professional really, no. I don't meddle in her kids school papers, other than homework, and mine isn't old enough yet. We had some bizarre mishaps with local family/friend babysitters, though, and that's the main reason that she doesn't work anymore.

The damned price is about the same anyway - holy shit.

[Speaker to Animals]

Daycare is what we should subsidize for single mothers. Abolish all that other stuff and give them day care and vocational training.

[Fife]

It takes a village, you know.

[Speaker to Animals]

It takes a village, you know.

The alternative is worse.

[Fife]

Single parenthood is a bad deal for all involved.

[Speaker to Animals]

Single parenthood is a bad deal for all involved.

Yep.

What to do about the women who did this to their children right now without encouraging even more of this cancer to spread?

[Fife]

The only good solutions would have the marxists lining people up against the wall. IRL.