The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

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GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:33 pm

So after twenty years this should get released?

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:51 pm

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Post by Fife » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:42 am

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Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:13 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:25 am

First reviews out for Kingdom Come. This looks like an instant classic.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:29 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Post by DBTrek » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:37 am

Anyone actually play Kingdom Come yet? Should I pick it up during the 2018 Steam holiday sale?
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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:54 pm

DBTrek wrote:Anyone actually play Kingdom Come yet? Should I pick it up during the 2018 Steam holiday sale?
My current laptop doesn't meet the specs. I'll probably try it anyway, once it's on sale, and refund if I can't play it.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:13 pm

DBTrek wrote:Anyone actually play Kingdom Come yet? Should I pick it up during the 2018 Steam holiday sale?
My Henry had sex with a woman he didn’t mean to—a significant character choice made for me off the back of some mild flirtation and poor signposting. Why even have an option and achievement for completing the game as a virgin if it's going to be wrestled away from us pure, chaste Henrys? It played out as a weird and stilted sequence that assumes a lot about the player behind the wheel. Maybe I'm not the horny boy Warhorse Studios envisioned at the receiving end of Lady Stephanie's steamy shirt gift. 'Sex-haver' is not an interesting character trait. I'm sure every highwayman and beggar got some back when—I'm just disappointed the quest wasn't used as an interesting storytelling opportunity. An affair with the wife of the lord that saved me? Dangerous. That's some pulpy romance novel shit.

Instead, the quest, and the relationship with Lady Stephanie, just fizzles out. There's no further insight into her character, like how she's dealt with being alone for so long, what it means to be a noblewoman in a chaste Christian society, or even what sexual foibles the elite dabbled in at the time. Butt stuff, armor fetishes—who knows?
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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