Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[DBTrek]

Middle East been a hotbed of religious violence for over two thousand years, but dopey here is fretting weed.
Lulz!

[Smitty-48]

The older I get, the less I fret.

Just don't be a heat score.

Problem solved.

[Smitty-48]

The primary reason I obey the law strictly, is really just my wedding vows.

Sanctity of marriage includes not being a heat score burden to your wife.

Otherwise I would probably go downtown get drunk and end up brawling.

[DBTrek]

Ever notice it’s the people with the least discipline in their own lives that are constantly trying to run everyone else’s life? Not just in this thread, I mean everywhere. Every train wreck seems to assume that they are the ones best suited for deciding how society should be governed, their own personal circumstances nonwithstanding.

Jeff Bezos is never out here telling you how shit should be, who should do what, what should or shouldn’t be legal, etc. But every van dweller, purple haired lesbian, and momma-basement-dwelling thirty year old is constantly reciting their socio-political treatise and screaming from the rooftops. The very people no one would take advice from are perpetually dispensing it as widely as possible.

Fucking strange.

[Smitty-48]

The 21 steps of battle procedure has its place, for discipline, just use the checklist, it's not that complex.

[DBTrek]

That other Canadian you hate would say “clean your room” is a sufficient start for discipline.
But the garbage-room dwellers are too busy screaming about what everyone needs to do to save the environment to put their socks away.
That’s all I’m saying.

[Smitty-48]

That other Canadian you hate would say “clean your room” is a sufficient start for discipline.
But the garbage-room dwellers are too busy screaming about what everyone needs to do to save the environment to put their socks away.
That’s all I’m saying.

My office is a disaster area right now, but I'm not on a war footing, I'm hibernating.

When it's margarita time again, I'll do my spring cleaning.

Life is a cycle.

[DBTrek]

I’ve got some stuff here that’s my “cleaning buzz” stash. Indica. Hit this stuff and start doing a little picking up around the house ... two hours later your home is Martha Stewart ready and you ain’t even mad.

[Smitty-48]

I’ve got some stuff here that’s my “cleaning buzz” stash. Indica. Hit this stuff and start doing a little picking up around the house ... two hours later your home is Martha Stewart ready and you ain’t even mad.

See I never even followed that sort of thing before, Indica, Sativa, Hybrid, I'm getting into this shit now tho.

In terms of the Duchess upstairs, her office is even messier than mine.

[Smitty-48]

I just bought her a brand new dishwasher tho. Bosch. Thousand dollars. So the kitchen is spotless.

We keep the living, dining and kitchen areas spotless, so we're always ready for company to show up.