Literal Odds and Ends

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:12 pm

I figured out why the pH scale goes to 14 yesterday.

1 * 10 ^ -14

I like when things aren't arbitrary.

Post by **TheReal_ND** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:21 pm

Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:13 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:
Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.

What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:16 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:
Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.
What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?

To explain why the kid has a bruised chest.

They usually are on an official form, and the school keeps one to cover their ass.

I have one that says my son and another boy ran into each other when they were being chased by a monster. You don't get certified evidence of the existence of monsters everyday, so I held onto it.

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:17 pm

Just watched Babe. It holds up.

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:18 pm

Mrs. Valesquez sounds suspect. The rice table is communism.

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:20 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:
Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.
What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?
To explain why the kid has a bruised chest.

They usually are on an official form, and the school keeps one to cover their ass.

I have one that says my son and another boy ran into each other when they were being chased by a monster. You don't get certified evidence of the existence of monsters everyday, so I held onto it.

To be clear, as a parent, I have to give the school a note to explain why my kid has a bruise or cut? And if I don't, what they call DCF on me?

Post by **TheReal_ND** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:41 pm

Stop posting

Post by **TheReal_ND** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:10 pm

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:51 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?
To explain why the kid has a bruised chest.

They usually are on an official form, and the school keeps one to cover their ass.

I have one that says my son and another boy ran into each other when they were being chased by a monster. You don't get certified evidence of the existence of monsters everyday, so I held onto it.
To be clear, as a parent, I have to give the school a note to explain why my kid has a bruise or cut? And if I don't, what they call DCF on me?

No, dumbass. The letter is from the school to the parent.

"You gave us your kid, and he got hurt. We didn't beat him. This is how he got hurt."

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